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So, it seems as though I might have procrastinated on this but,
Does anyone have an idea of what would be considered an adequate subject for writing a rap on? What type would even be appropriate?
Technically it's like free-style poetry, but what sort of elements should I be sure to include?
Alliteration? Consonance? Unfortunately this isn't my area of expertise because this'll be my first time attempting this.
But I don't want to get kicked out of class.

Also, does anyone know centimetres to inches conversion off hand?

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Oh, oh! Uhh, I can help!

Really??

Yes! I can, um, help you out right now, actually. Since... I also kind of, put it off... Until the last minute.

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1 inch is 2.5 centimeters.
and he said to write about the first thing you saw, right?

Okay.
This might be manageable. But.
There isn't much to say about bed posts.

... right.
there isn't.
i guess you could kinda cheat and just rap about yourself.
rappers do that a lot.
rap about how great they are.

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1 inch = 2.54 centimetres.
Approximately.

[He can't even make comment on the rest]

So over fifteen centimetres of writing.

I'm afraid so.

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tmw you realise he was born in 2000

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ask him about VCRs and VHS tapes

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noooooo xD

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basically just say shit out loud until the cadence and the rhythm of the words feels good
it helps if you can rhyme a little
once youve got the basics down i can help you step it up

2.54cm per inch

I feel stupid trying to do this. I can't come up with anything good to rap about, either. That's making it harder.

That is a lot of writing, too.

Write a rap on Orangina.

That's actually a good idea.
I wonder if I can come up with enough to meet the writing requirements.

I can help, if you want.

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I wouldn't know, but good luck with your poetry.

Thanks, Shinra. I feel like I'm going to need it.

There's no need for me to supply the answer to your conversion woes.
I find this assignment utterly juvenile.
It's also rather ridiculous, but I suppose there's nothing much we can do about it.
At the very least, a rap on Mutie might be easier than a rap on a quill.

This is why I was thinking of writing about Orangina. If I literally follow the directions, it would be about a bedpost.
Bedpost, oh bedpost, why are you so made of wood. Blah blah this is stupid.

How dare you not see the wonders of a bedpost! They are quite detrimental to our society.
This is very stupid.

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These two are so cute screams

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dirk's best girl cousin he doesn't know he has

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He should find out man.

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y e s

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I have never much been one for poetry myself. When the assignment was given the closest thing to me was my brother.

I am not sure how to proceed.

Write about how he likes to smash things!

Oh, that is a good idea!

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oH, mAn, YoU sHoUlD jOiN oUr MoThErFuCkIn ClUb, We CaN bE tEaChInG yOu ThAt ShIt!
RaPpInG iS aBoUt TaKiNg ThE sHiT aLl DoWn In YoUr PuMp BiScUiT aNd MaKiNg It SpIn AnD fLoW.

That would actually be really helpful. When does it meet?

I dOn'T eVeN gOt ThE kNoWiNg Of ThAt, BuT pRoBaBlY nOt UnTiL mY mOnTh Of DeTeNtIoN hAs SkEdAdDlEd.
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