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[givesyouaboner]

So, it seems as though I might have procrastinated on this but,
Does anyone have an idea of what would be considered an adequate subject for writing a rap on? What type would even be appropriate?
Technically it's like free-style poetry, but what sort of elements should I be sure to include?
Alliteration? Consonance? Unfortunately this isn't my area of expertise because this'll be my first time attempting this.
But I don't want to get kicked out of class.








Also, does anyone know centimetres to inches conversion off hand?

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[givesyouaboner]

Wow, gosh. How was I even supposed to know!

Neither is Orangina. We will survive.

These two are so cute screams

[seeringlight]

Now you do! But it is but a hard kept secret. You must not tell anyone of my powers.

And people wonder why cats make for such great pets!

dirk's best girl cousin he doesn't know he has

[givesyouaboner]

Don't worry! Your secret is save with me.

I'm surprised that people have to wonder at all.

He should find out man.

[seeringlight]

I will have to mercilessly murder you in cold blood if it were to come out into the open.

Not everyone seems to realize the allures of kittens and cats.

y e s

[givesyouaboner]

This undoubtedly gives me reason to never speak a word.

Because they're dumb.

[seeringlight]

Of course. Or watch from the pits of hell as I parade about with my bedposts and your body. A truly morbid scene it would be.

I wholeheartedly agree with this assessment.

[givesyouaboner]

I hope you know countless people would mourn over the loss of me.

Good.

[seeringlight]

I would secretly mourn too. Alas! He was a hopeful candidate. Done in because he could not keep such a heinous secret.

[givesyouaboner]

Clearly I would've deserved it.

[seeringlight]

It would still be quite a loss. So much promise!
But c'est la vie!
Perhaps it was all a ploy anyways. perhaps you did not die, but merely made a dramatic exit in which we were all fooled. Even me.
But than you would return just as powerful, if not more!