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[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

A dream journal.

Well at least it explains some of your ideas then sometimes.

[strideallknight]

yeah a fucking dream journal
its total bullshit
i dont even remember why im taking this class
at this point maybe its just to troll the teacher

[arrogantalloy]

I didn't take it because I figured why make up a different way to die every week.

There were too many stories from the other 6th years, kind of put me off. Also, way too practical for things like that.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I could make a very obvious joke about nuts right now, but I'm not gonna.

Also fuck off, Mermish haikus are the best. But you know what's better than Mermish haikus? Troll ones. Have I said lately how much I fucking love Troll? It's the most beautiful language in the world. You know what? That's your new homework. Write me Troll haikus.

[strideallknight]

thank you for sparing me from the obvious

oh my god fuck you
shouldnt have said jack shit
i even knew it as i was typing that
my attempt to nip that in the bud has backfired so hard its unbelievable
i am not writing troll haikus fuck that shit

[plushaeusrumpified]

I really thought puberty would've helped you in that department but I guess if you needed some, you should've said so...

You're gonna write Troll haikus, Dave. It's gonna be a thing you do and it's gonna be a thing you love to do. I didn't teach you Troll so you couldn't ever use it. I will reiterate; Troll is the best language.

Appreciate it. Love it. Grunt out some beautiful haikus.

[candycrabapple]

OF COURSE YOU PASS OFF YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER INEPTITUDE FOR 'FORGETFULNESS' INSTEAD OF THE FACT YOU'RE JUST A LAZY, ANTISOCIAL SHIT STAIN.

[strideallknight]

im a social butterfly dude
if i dont get my daily dose of human interaction i start going nuts
careful dude i might just snap

[candycrabapple]

NO, DON'T WARN ME. I WOULD ACTUALLY SUGGEST GOING RIGHT AHEAD AND SNAPPING. I PROMISE YOUR EXPULSION WOULD DO US ALL A FAVOUR, DUE TO YOU GOING SO FAR ROUND THE BEND CRAZY, THAT PUTTING YOU DOWN COULD EVEN BE THE BEST WAY TO RESOLVE THE SITUATION.

GO AHEAD, DO IT. I'LL WAIT JUST HERE FOR YOU, CARRY ON. BUT IF YOU COULD HURRY UP WITH IT THAT WOULD BE GREAT BECAUSE SOME OF US HAVE SO MANY BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW OTHER THAN TO WAIT FOR THAT MAGNANIMOUS MOMENT OF PURE UNBRIDLED INSANITY.

[bundangos]

HAHA! I know what you mean I keep forgetting everyone can see it and doodling or things to remember stuff!

[strideallknight]

someone is after my heart
its the absolute worst when youre making up random crap for divination
people think youre absolutely psycho

[bundangos]

I had to drop divination I couldn't even make up stuff that could get me a pass

BUT I really really know what you mean!

[fuckmackandme]

does this mean you would start rapping in mermish haikus?

[strideallknight]

ugh that sounds like an utter abomination
bro would love it
why are you giving him ideas egbert do you know he looks at this shit and gets ideas for his classes
do you understand this and think this through before you type horrible suggestions to me on a public entry

[fuckmackandme]

i think you beat me to that punch.

[wwistful]

You wouldn't be the first student to mistake their regular journal for their dream journal. It's fortunate that you did not, I don't believe he ever lived it down.

I don't think I need to remind you about the use of foul language in the journals? If I can restrain myself I'm sure you can.

[strideallknight]

ive just spared my dignity then
for now anyway

sorry professor but i just have this compulsion to write them
i remember too late that foul language is a no no and by then im already on a roll
oops
but hey at least i refrain myself when im actually speaking to a professor
does that earn me even a little bit of brownie points

[wwistful]

I'm sure you'll compensate for it later on in the year.

Oh, do you now? So it's entirely beyond your control? I suppose that means you'll welcome the chance to allow me to put a filter charm on you. They're quite useful, your father would know. Surely then you would be able to earn points with all of your professors.

[seeringlight]

Excuse you, but Divination is never pointless.
That being said, I can easily discern your dreams for you if you wish. I am rather talented in that regards. Think of all the suppressing you've been doing brother! It's okay. We won't judge. I promise.
There is no need to hide your deep, dark secrets any longer!

[strideallknight]

divination is pointless to one who is not a seer
i am not a seer
i never will be a seer
it is wasted on me

also no
absolutely not
i dont want you anywhere near my dreams tyvm
especially not my journal
that is for the eyes of the professor only

[seeringlight]

It's still an interesting branch, don't you think?
Aren't you honestly curious about anything you learn in class?

I only want to help, Dave.
Or is it that you have homosexual desires in your dreams. It isn't like I didn't already know that. There really is no need to keep hiding these things.
I grow more and more worried of your need to repress these things from even your own blood.
I'm worried about you.
I truly am!

[bubblingover]

i don't t)(ink you are t)(e only one w)(o mistakes t)(is journal for somet)(ing
i t)(ink everytime i open t)(is journal, it's usually got sort of lists written by someone or some drawings all over t)(e pages
so i promise you, you aren't t)(e only one w)(o does try and use it for somet)(ing ot)(er t)(an communication device

[strideallknight]

as long as i dodged that bullet i think im good
i do not need other therapists to be looking at my dreams and picking at my psyche
i get enough of that from my sister

[patrioticspells]

I don't think you'd forget if you kept your side of the dorm more organized.

[strideallknight]

it is organized
its an organized chaos
am i offending your delicate ocd sensibilities