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sortinghat_rp2013-01-22 08:13 pm
strideallknight) wrote in sortinghat_rp2013-01-22 08:13 pm
01 Tick
fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me
ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me
ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse
no subject
YOU BARELY LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE, DON'T BRING SOME ANECDOTAL REILY, THAT PROBABLY NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE INTO THIS, JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF SOUND CASUAL AND FLIPPANT TO ADD TO YOUR 'COOL REVIEW' OF YOURSELF.