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[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

A dream journal.

Well at least it explains some of your ideas then sometimes.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I could make a very obvious joke about nuts right now, but I'm not gonna.

Also fuck off, Mermish haikus are the best. But you know what's better than Mermish haikus? Troll ones. Have I said lately how much I fucking love Troll? It's the most beautiful language in the world. You know what? That's your new homework. Write me Troll haikus.

[candycrabapple]

OF COURSE YOU PASS OFF YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER INEPTITUDE FOR 'FORGETFULNESS' INSTEAD OF THE FACT YOU'RE JUST A LAZY, ANTISOCIAL SHIT STAIN.

[bundangos]

HAHA! I know what you mean I keep forgetting everyone can see it and doodling or things to remember stuff!

[fuckmackandme]

does this mean you would start rapping in mermish haikus?

[strideallknight]

yeah a fucking dream journal
its total bullshit
i dont even remember why im taking this class
at this point maybe its just to troll the teacher

[strideallknight]

thank you for sparing me from the obvious

oh my god fuck you
shouldnt have said jack shit
i even knew it as i was typing that
my attempt to nip that in the bud has backfired so hard its unbelievable
i am not writing troll haikus fuck that shit

[strideallknight]

im a social butterfly dude
if i dont get my daily dose of human interaction i start going nuts
careful dude i might just snap

[strideallknight]

someone is after my heart
its the absolute worst when youre making up random crap for divination
people think youre absolutely psycho

[strideallknight]

ugh that sounds like an utter abomination
bro would love it
why are you giving him ideas egbert do you know he looks at this shit and gets ideas for his classes
do you understand this and think this through before you type horrible suggestions to me on a public entry

[fuckmackandme]

i think you beat me to that punch.

[strideallknight]

fuck you
youre making it worse
quit now while youre ahead
before its too late and bro does something you will regret

[fuckmackandme]

i'm quitting, i'm quitting.
you probably should too.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I really thought puberty would've helped you in that department but I guess if you needed some, you should've said so...

You're gonna write Troll haikus, Dave. It's gonna be a thing you do and it's gonna be a thing you love to do. I didn't teach you Troll so you couldn't ever use it. I will reiterate; Troll is the best language.

Appreciate it. Love it. Grunt out some beautiful haikus.

[strideallknight]

then change the topic before i somehow hurt the both of us

[strideallknight]

no i actually would like it lots if you refrained from it

bro your favorite language changes about once every other week
so no i will not appreciate it
i will not love it
and they will definitely not be beautiful
its troll haiku the fuck do you expect from grunts

[plushaeusrumpified]

Nut transplants are a thing, I've heard. I'm sure with magic it would be painless.

That is beside the point entirely. Troll makes the favorite more often than any other language, so excuse you. I'd say it's definitely in my top three. And I expect a lot from grunts. I'm telling you, it's a beautiful language.

Really eloquent and majestic.

[strideallknight]

bro
no

no pick another language
i swear ill do an extra credit troll assignment in the form of a sonnet if you give me a different language that has no relation to troll or mermish

[fuckmackandme]

alright!
so.
what're you doing?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Bro.
Yes.

What's your beef with Troll and Mermish? Besides Goblin those two are like the biggest magical languages there are.

Would you prefer to make Fairy haikus? You'd have to roll in glitter though, because you can't just speak fairy and not sparkle. It's against the fairy rules.

[strideallknight]

other than talking bro out of giving me the assignment of making troll haikus
i am bullshitting my way through divination homework
its the only class i legit bullshit and i never thought id say that
im taking a break

[strideallknight]

other than mermish being one of the first languages you ever taught me and the fact that troll has so far been mind numbingly easy
there is no beef i just hate writing haikus in any language

do you have a spell or anything thatll get the glitter off of me
because i aint doing it if i get sparkle herpes all over me for months
youll have to deal with a sparkle charm

[plushaeusrumpified]

Dave. No.

You're not going to write a haiku in Fairy, that's just not a thing I'm going to let you do. I'm too damn rusty on Fairy anyway. So. Sorry, kiddo. But you're gonna have to suck it up and write a mind numbingly easy haiku.

In Troll.

Which is my favorite language. Which you kind of just insulted.

[strideallknight]

bro yes

brush up on your fairy
youre a language professor ffs

ugh
fine
anything specific you want me to do

[plushaeusrumpified]

Excuse you, don't criticize my language skills. Do you know how often you have to use Fairy? Not very. It'd be easy to get fluent again though. There just ain't a high demand for it. Unless you wanna be the Fairy Princess.

Nope. Have fun winging it.