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[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

Comments

[candycrabapple]

OF COURSE YOU PASS OFF YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER INEPTITUDE FOR 'FORGETFULNESS' INSTEAD OF THE FACT YOU'RE JUST A LAZY, ANTISOCIAL SHIT STAIN.

[strideallknight]

im a social butterfly dude
if i dont get my daily dose of human interaction i start going nuts
careful dude i might just snap

[candycrabapple]

NO, DON'T WARN ME. I WOULD ACTUALLY SUGGEST GOING RIGHT AHEAD AND SNAPPING. I PROMISE YOUR EXPULSION WOULD DO US ALL A FAVOUR, DUE TO YOU GOING SO FAR ROUND THE BEND CRAZY, THAT PUTTING YOU DOWN COULD EVEN BE THE BEST WAY TO RESOLVE THE SITUATION.

GO AHEAD, DO IT. I'LL WAIT JUST HERE FOR YOU, CARRY ON. BUT IF YOU COULD HURRY UP WITH IT THAT WOULD BE GREAT BECAUSE SOME OF US HAVE SO MANY BETTER THINGS TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW OTHER THAN TO WAIT FOR THAT MAGNANIMOUS MOMENT OF PURE UNBRIDLED INSANITY.

[strideallknight]

ouch
no need to compare me to a sick dog dude

youll be the first victim after i draft my list of people to fuck up

[candycrabapple]

YOU'RE RIGHT, I SHOULDN'T DO THAT. IT'S MORE THAN A LITTLE CRUEL TO THE DOG.

OH SHIT, NOT A FUCK UP LIST. WHAT EVER SHALL I DO WITH MY PITIFUL LIFE NOW THAT YOU PLAN TO PUT ME IN A DRAFT OF SOME MEDIOCRE LIST WHICH WILL OBVIOUSLY NEVER BE PUT INTO ACTION, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE HIDING UNDER MY BED FEARING FOR THE DAY I COME TO BE FUCKED UP, OH NO, FUCK, MY LIFE IS OVER.

[strideallknight]

thank you for recognizing that
goddamn show more respect to animals
magical or otherwise

i dunno
live the life of reily

[candycrabapple]

BELIEVE ME I WONT CONFUSE YOU FOR ANYTHING MORE COMPLEX THAN A SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM FROM NOW ON. HOW DOES THAT SOUND? BECAUSE TO ME IT SOUNDS COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE AND SOMETHING I WOULD DO.

YOU BARELY LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE, DON'T BRING SOME ANECDOTAL REILY, THAT PROBABLY NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE INTO THIS, JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF SOUND CASUAL AND FLIPPANT TO ADD TO YOUR 'COOL REVIEW' OF YOURSELF.