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[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

Comments

[strideallknight]

yeah a fucking dream journal
its total bullshit
i dont even remember why im taking this class
at this point maybe its just to troll the teacher

[arrogantalloy]

I didn't take it because I figured why make up a different way to die every week.

There were too many stories from the other 6th years, kind of put me off. Also, way too practical for things like that.

[strideallknight]

i predict my death only sometimes
the rest are accidents that happen to me or random people i know
i draw names out of a hat and welp
congrats the person on the piece of paper is now in my dream journal having a terrible accident involving a goat a spork and a bowl of lucky charms cereal

[arrogantalloy]

Be specific. Make it Bruce's goat. No one's going to be surprised if that beast gets free and attacks someone, looking for the lucky charms, no doubt.

[strideallknight]

oh youre good at this
hope you dont mind if i go to you every now and then when inspirations run dry

[arrogantalloy]

You know what? Go for it, because I don't think Sherlock really appreciates how nuanced the things I do to him are. Even though they're kind of boring for the most part.

[strideallknight]

as long as it manages to somehow spice up life

[arrogantalloy]

Are you saying I can't spice up life? Tell me, do you even remember who you're ever writing to right now?