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[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

Comments

[fuckmackandme]

i'm quitting, i'm quitting.
you probably should too.

[strideallknight]

then change the topic before i somehow hurt the both of us

[fuckmackandme]

alright!
so.
what're you doing?

[strideallknight]

other than talking bro out of giving me the assignment of making troll haikus
i am bullshitting my way through divination homework
its the only class i legit bullshit and i never thought id say that
im taking a break