01 Tick

[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

Comments

[strideallknight]

as long as i dodged that bullet i think im good
i do not need other therapists to be looking at my dreams and picking at my psyche
i get enough of that from my sister

[bubblingover]

i really dont t)(ink )(ogwarts )(as any t)(erapists ot)(er t)(an your sister!
besides, i don't t)(ink Rose would let anyone ot)(er t)(an )(erself to analysis you!

[strideallknight]

shes pretty fucking territorial ill have to admit
i mean shit she could be downright scary if she wanted to be
wake up one morning with rose next to your bed with a hatchet in hand