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[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

Comments

[wwistful]

It was a rather light hearted twist on his terrible behaviour. Not to worry, I'm sure he's grown out of it now.

I'll give you a pass this time, but if I catch you again you will experience it first hand.

As for potions, have you considered asking your professor for extra help? Or does that not equate with being cool?

[strideallknight]

it was still pretty awesome to hear sugar and fudge instead of other words

yes sir

dude
you realize i have rhydderch as my potions professor right
im better off just asking a student more potions savvy than i am

[wwistful]

It gets better the more frustrated the victim becomes, I've found. It's fascinating.

How unfortunate.

[Filter]
Has he personally offended you?
[Always looking for new members of the Rhys is an Arse club.]

[strideallknight]

seriously?
i dont think ive seen him with that filter on when hes frustrated with it

[Filter]

just by being in the classroom
id probably do better if he wasnt this wall of intimidation and slightly crazy

[wwistful]

Perhaps if you put some focus on charms you'll be able to filter him at your leisure.
[Filter]
Understandable. He's an absolute displeasure to deal with as a co-worker but I've no idea about his work ethic.

You know, I wasn't too bad at potions back when I was in school.

[strideallknight]

ill probably do that
this saying dirk doesnt know it already and can teach it to me

[Filter]

his work ethic is pretty ok
ive just never liked him since i met him in my first year

is that an offer for tutoring
if so can i take you up on that
ive recently found out that my career goal requires potions so im going to need all the help i can get on this thing
everything else is good to go

[wwistful]

Perhaps. Perhaps he missed out on it on his travels.
[Filter]
I haven't liked him since I met him, so you aren't alone in that regard.

It might be, if I can manage to spare the time. You may have to assist me in your own time in return.

And you will have to tell me what career it is you're referring to.

[strideallknight]

wont hurt to ask

[Filter]

sounds like a fair trade off to me
its not like i participate in quidditch practice or any clubs
auror
its my ultimate goal at the moment but im open to other career ideas
im only 14

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[wwistful]

You've come to the right professor, then. I was an auror until quite recently, actually.
Take it from me, joining clubs will benefit you in the future. They like it when you seem as if you've got a well rounded education.

I'd be happy to tutor you, but it won't be easy. I'm sure you're well aware of that already, though.