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[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

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[strideallknight]

wont hurt to ask

[Filter]

sounds like a fair trade off to me
its not like i participate in quidditch practice or any clubs
auror
its my ultimate goal at the moment but im open to other career ideas
im only 14

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[wwistful]

You've come to the right professor, then. I was an auror until quite recently, actually.
Take it from me, joining clubs will benefit you in the future. They like it when you seem as if you've got a well rounded education.

I'd be happy to tutor you, but it won't be easy. I'm sure you're well aware of that already, though.