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[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

Comments

[seeringlight]

You mean you don't just sleep through all your classes?

But, Dave! I'm having the worst writer's block.
I need your guidance to get myself of the rut I've fallen into. Just think of it as me wanting to understand you more, which is true! I want to know about your subconscious, Dave. The fanfiction just happens to be a plus. ;)
I'll make sure no one will ever be able to tell that Morgan is actually you. I am quite good at writing characters. Why would you think otherwise?

[strideallknight]

youre talking to the guy who finds history of magic fascinating
thatd be a no btw

youve gotten to know my subconscious for the past four years
i think thats enough quality time with my psyche
also morgan
really
why am i named after la fey
seriously do you have something to say to me sis

[seeringlight]

I was joking anyways.

Four years instead of my entire life. That isn't even a third of our life! Are you denying me my brotherly bonding time? You horrid monster you.
What? Would you have rather been Merlin? Love interest of Arthur?

[strideallknight]

im the biggest monster you ever know
im the fucking beast
morgan had sex with arthur and had his baby
i think i prefer the dude that didnt bone family to spite everyone

[seeringlight]

With demands like that, you're making it hard to develop a character who isn't obviously you, Dave. We're trying to mask your existence in my fiction to avoid people to actually learn your secrets.
But I'll look into a more suitable character and story for you. ;)

[strideallknight]

hey as long as they didnt bang family im cool with it
id also like to point out that i didnt object to having a complete and total sex and gender change

[seeringlight]

Dave. Perhaps you should speak to our parents about your want to be a young woman. It's completely fine if you wish to be. I probably have plenty of dresses you could try on and wear. ;)