01 Tick

[strideallknight]

fucking fuck i keep forgetting this damn thing exists
if i had a knut for every time ive mistaken this thing as a thing i could do my homework on would make me a very rich man indeed
my worst nightmares have to go something along the lines of this thing getting handed in instead of my actual homework
oh shit sorry professor strider i totally just fucking goofed up
i gave you the journal instead of my haikus in mermish
or even
oh shit sorry student body at large that i accidentally inflicted my pointless divinations homework on all of you
i thought it was my goddamn dream journal
silly me

ps bro if you make me write mermish haikus
i will not like it and you wont like it when i make it 1000 times worse

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[plushaeusrumpified]

If anyone has hydrophobia, they're gonna have to get over it pretty fast because the field trip into the lake is not optional. And please, give me more credit than that. I would never let a student unwittingly enter into an interspecies marriage like that. It would be downright irresponsible.
I make no promises on the killing thing, however.

Speaking of spontaneous, look up and be ready to jump out the way.

[Nothing is going to happen, but he can't resist trolling Dave with the idea that something might.]

[strideallknight]

somehow i still wouldnt put it passed you
welp
better brush up on stunning spells

[And learn that filter spell Murdoc had been talking about for revenge.

Dave does look, mostly because of habit. Luckily there's nothing more sinister than his barn owl landing next to him, demanding attention.]

oh the inhumanity an owl
dont tell me you trained aphrodite something she shouldnt have learned

[plushaeusrumpified]

I find your lack of faith disturbing. I'm currently force choking you now.

Maybe I did.

Or maybe I'm going to now that you've given me the beautiful little idea.