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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

Comments

[faintwaves]

...[Ass is translating in her head as a donkey, what are euphemisms.]

It means you take very good care of your ass and you should be proud??

[yerawwizarderi]

wwell
i guess it could mean that
i mean thats true

[faintwaves]

I...

I'm sure it is a very nice ass! I've never met one myself, but I hear they can be nice.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Blimey. Love and let love I say, but Slytherin is a hot bed of benders.

[mo_cara]

aHaHaHaHaHaHa
HeLl YeS sIsTeR!

[nunganunga_k_o]

It's enough to make a girl look into Hufflepuffs, really. Or Ravenclaws, but I don't think any of that lot have snogged anyone.

[yerawwizarderi]

if youre goin to offer commentary wwhy dont you try makin some fuckin sense and sayin somethin USEFUL

[nunganunga_k_o]

What, something that the world was DYING to know, like that your roommate thought your ass was fit? Oh yes, that certainly sounds like vital information.

[quixotical]

You'll need it later if you ever come in contact with one!

[yerawwizarderi]

no i wwouldnt id set it on fuckin fire and carry on my wway

[quixotical]

Not all of them aren't weak to fire though!

[thornsofoglogoth]

Heads up, Eridan. I think I shall be sending you a venomous tentacula forthwith - then perhaps you would be more keen on learning the merits of dodging its thorns.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat a stunnin and thoughtful gift
ill be sendin it back to you in pieces and ashes

[thornsofoglogoth]

I shall charm it to make it impervious to fire.
What then?

[mo_cara]

Oh, ShIt MoThErFuCkEr.
WhO aLl Be GeTtInG tHeIr OgLe On At YoUr PoStErIoR?
oR aRe YoU aSkInG fOr A fRiEnD?

[yerawwizarderi]

gam
are you fuckin serious

[mo_cara]

NoT uSuAlLy! ;o)

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Wow, look at how little any of that matters!

[yerawwizarderi]

wwoww look wwhos opinion i dont givve a fuck about
not like youd knoww a thing about it anywway wwho evver checked out yours
your ass is a fuckin plain betwween your back and your legs there aint no such thing for anyone to evven lay eyes on

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

From the sound of things, it seems like you have!

[puckinyourmom]

Maybe it'll help you dodge bludgers.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhoa
wwhat
wwhen did i evver havve a fuckin problem wwith that

[selfhatred]

THAT WASN'T WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT, AMPORA.

[mo_cara]

bRo, I'm PrEtTy SuRe YoU'rE nOt HiS rOoMmAtE.
oR iS hE aSkInG aBoUt ThE dUdE iN yOuR rOoM?
dOeS tHaT dUdE hAvE a GoOd AsS?

[yerawwizarderi]

its alright kar you dont got to covver for him i aint mad
i saww the convversation