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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

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[yerawwizarderi]

and thats just it right
its nothin more than that

[mo_cara]

oH, mAn, I wOuLdN't EvEn Up AnD kNoW hOw To Be MoRe ThAn ThAt!
BeSt FrIeNd Is AbOuT tHe MoReSt YoU cAn GeT!

[Then a pause, and an inkblot while Gamzee suddenly gets what Eridan's talking about, in a brilliant flash of logical deduction that will probably not be repeated any time soon.]

oH, sHiT, yOu MeAn ArE wE dOiN iT!
hElL nO, i DoN't ThInK tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR eVeR dOnE iT wItH nObOdY!
mE, eItHeR. hOnK.
;o)

[yerawwizarderi]

wwell no i wwas talkin about that kind a extreme but i guess yeah that makes sense but wwhat about doin other things
like wwhatevver got you so upset that one time

[mo_cara]

[long pause]

tHaT wAs DiFfErEnT.
aIn'T nOtHiNg GoInG oN tHeRe.

[yerawwizarderi]

oh there aint
howw am i supposed to believve that

[mo_cara]

I dOn'T bE hAvInG tHe KnOwInG oF tHaT, mOtHeRfUcKeR, iF yOu DoN't GoT nO fAiTh In ThE wOrDs WhAt Be On ThIs PaGe.
KaRkAt GoTs HiMsElF sOmE lAdIeS.
hE dOn'T bE mAcKiNg On Me.

[yerawwizarderi]

oh
oh i fuckin see
wwas it him

[mo_cara]

[Is getting pretty confused and feeling a little ambushed for no reason he can really explain right now.]

MoThErFuCkEr, DiDn'T i JuSt SaY iT wErEn'T?

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhen you got upset

[mo_cara]

dAmN, eRiDaN, i DoNe ToLd YoU.
kArKaT iS mY bEsT bRo.
He AiN't BeInG mY bOyFrIeNd.
I dOn'T hAvE nO dEsIgNs On HiM lIkE tHaT.
wHy YoU eVeN gOt YoUr NoSe In It AnYhOw?

[yerawwizarderi]

cause youre my roommate and i fuckin care wwhats goin on in your life

[mo_cara]

ThAt AiN't SoMeThInG wHaT bE gOiNg On In My LiFe, So YoU aIn'T gOt To WoRrY.
i'M gOnNa StArT tHiNkInG oN yOu WaNtInG tO bE mY bOyFrIeNd, YoU bE wOrRyInG tOo MuCh.
;o)

[yerawwizarderi]

no im fuckin concerned about wwhat kind a atmosphere ill havve to be dealin wwith in our dorm