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yerawwizarderi ([personal profile] yerawwizarderi) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-01-06 07:13 pm
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wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

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faintwaves: ([Curious] Aren't you coming?)

[personal profile] faintwaves 2012-01-07 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
...[Ass is translating in her head as a donkey, what are euphemisms.]

It means you take very good care of your ass and you should be proud??
nunganunga_k_o: (QUIRKED // You sure about that?)

[personal profile] nunganunga_k_o 2012-01-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Blimey. Love and let love I say, but Slytherin is a hot bed of benders.
Edited 2012-01-07 01:48 (UTC)
quixotical: (but every vessel)

[personal profile] quixotical 2012-01-07 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
You'll need it later if you ever come in contact with one!
thornsofoglogoth: (& Hehe)

[personal profile] thornsofoglogoth 2012-01-07 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Heads up, Eridan. I think I shall be sending you a venomous tentacula forthwith - then perhaps you would be more keen on learning the merits of dodging its thorns.
mo_cara: (dubious)

[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-01-07 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, ShIt MoThErFuCkEr.
WhO aLl Be GeTtInG tHeIr OgLe On At YoUr PoStErIoR?
oR aRe YoU aSkInG fOr A fRiEnD?
bluhbluhhugewitch: (Default)

[personal profile] bluhbluhhugewitch 2012-01-07 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, look at how little any of that matters!
mo_cara: (happy)

[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-01-07 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
aHaHaHaHaHaHa
HeLl YeS sIsTeR!
puckinyourmom: (I ain't even mad)

[personal profile] puckinyourmom 2012-01-07 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it'll help you dodge bludgers.
selfhatred: (sick of dealing with idiots)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-07 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT WASN'T WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT, AMPORA.
mo_cara: (dubious)

[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-01-08 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
bRo, I'm PrEtTy SuRe YoU'rE nOt HiS rOoMmAtE.
oR iS hE aSkInG aBoUt ThE dUdE iN yOuR rOoM?
dOeS tHaT dUdE hAvE a GoOd AsS?
selfhatred: (fffuuuuuuuuuuuu)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-08 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE NOOKSNIFFING FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT EGBERT'S ASS FOR, GAMZEE?
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SLIP UP I MADE YESTERDAY.
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[personal profile] mo_cara 2012-01-08 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
oH yOu MeAn WiTh HaRlEy?
I tHiNk ThAt ShIt Is ChIlL bEcAuSe ShE's GoInG tO hOgSmEaDe WiTh YoU, rIgHt?
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[personal profile] yerawwizarderi 2012-01-08 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
if youre goin to offer commentary wwhy dont you try makin some fuckin sense and sayin somethin USEFUL
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[personal profile] yerawwizarderi 2012-01-09 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
no i wwouldnt id set it on fuckin fire and carry on my wway
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[personal profile] yerawwizarderi 2012-01-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
gam
are you fuckin serious
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[personal profile] yerawwizarderi 2012-01-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
wwell
i guess it could mean that
i mean thats true
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[personal profile] yerawwizarderi 2012-01-09 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
wwhat a stunnin and thoughtful gift
ill be sendin it back to you in pieces and ashes
thornsofoglogoth: (& Cheek)

[personal profile] thornsofoglogoth 2012-01-09 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I shall charm it to make it impervious to fire.
What then?
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[personal profile] yerawwizarderi 2012-01-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
wwoww look wwhos opinion i dont givve a fuck about
not like youd knoww a thing about it anywway wwho evver checked out yours
your ass is a fuckin plain betwween your back and your legs there aint no such thing for anyone to evven lay eyes on
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[personal profile] yerawwizarderi 2012-01-09 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
wwhoa
wwhat
wwhen did i evver havve a fuckin problem wwith that
bluhbluhhugewitch: (I daaaaaaaare you)

[personal profile] bluhbluhhugewitch 2012-01-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
From the sound of things, it seems like you have!
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[personal profile] yerawwizarderi 2012-01-09 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
its alright kar you dont got to covver for him i aint mad
i saww the convversation
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[personal profile] puckinyourmom 2012-01-09 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
If I can still get you, you need more practice.
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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-09 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
FOR ONE THING, WHY WOULD I EVEN...
WAIT. WHAT?
selfhatred: (kill me already)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
NO, NOT ABOUT THE SHIT WITH HARLEY. CAN WE JUST LAY THAT TO FUCKING REST ALREADY?
BUT YES. SHE'S GOING TO HOGSMEADE WITH ME AS FRIENDS SO IT'S CHILL.
I SHOULD'VE CHECKED WHERE THE PAPER CAME FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE, GOD DAMNIT...
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