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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

Maybe it'll help you dodge bludgers.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhoa
wwhat
wwhen did i evver havve a fuckin problem wwith that

[puckinyourmom]

If I can still get you, you need more practice.

[yerawwizarderi]

that wwas a fuckin fluke and you knoww it
i could wwipe the field wwith you completely fuckin wwaste you and that piece a rubbish you call a broom

[puckinyourmom]

No, you can't, that's why I'm the captain, and you do what I say.

[yerawwizarderi]

no thats cause you wwere here before me
its fuckin seniority its got nothin to do wwith talent or lack of in your case

[puckinyourmom]

It's not based on seniority, it's based on don't make me kick your ass.

[yerawwizarderi]

psssssh
as if you could
you couldnt land a bloww let alone get a fuckin spell off keep tellin yourself that you could best me