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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

Comments

[faintwaves]

...[Ass is translating in her head as a donkey, what are euphemisms.]

It means you take very good care of your ass and you should be proud??

[nunganunga_k_o]

Blimey. Love and let love I say, but Slytherin is a hot bed of benders.

[quixotical]

You'll need it later if you ever come in contact with one!

[thornsofoglogoth]

Heads up, Eridan. I think I shall be sending you a venomous tentacula forthwith - then perhaps you would be more keen on learning the merits of dodging its thorns.

[mo_cara]

Oh, ShIt MoThErFuCkEr.
WhO aLl Be GeTtInG tHeIr OgLe On At YoUr PoStErIoR?
oR aRe YoU aSkInG fOr A fRiEnD?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Wow, look at how little any of that matters!

[puckinyourmom]

Maybe it'll help you dodge bludgers.

[selfhatred]

THAT WASN'T WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT, AMPORA.