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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

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[mo_cara]

i WaS?

[pause, ink spreading because Gamzee left his quill on the page]

i DoN't ReMeMbEr, BuT tHaT aLl Be Up AnD sOuNdInG lIkE sOmEtHiNg I'd Do.
It'S pReTty FiNe To LoOk At, CoMe To Be MuSiNg On It AlL uP iN mY pAn.

[yerawwizarderi]

and wwhat else
i mean are you interested in it sort of in that wway

[mo_cara]

wHaT sOrT oF wAy ArE yOu AlL gEtTiNg YoUr NuGbOnE wRaPpEd ArOuNd?
LiKe ... WhAt WoUlD i Do WiTh It Or SoMeThInG?

[yerawwizarderi]

uh yeah sure if thats somethin youvve got thoughts on

[mo_cara]

NaH, i GuEsS i DiDn'T bE tHiNkInG oN tHaT mUcH.

[paaaauuuse]

iT cOuLd Be MaKiNg A gOoD pIlLoW!
i GoT iT aLl In My HeArDuCtS wHaT sOmE pEoPlE kIsS tHeM, bUt I aIn'T nEvEr TrIeD tHaT.
i DoN't EvEn MoThErFuCkIn KnOw WhAt ThAt WoUlD bE lIkE.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhoa
really
youvve thought about kissin it

[mo_cara]

wElL nOw BeCaUsE yOu BeEn BrInGiNg It Up, BrO!
i AiN't ExAcTlY sUrE hOw ThAt WoUlD mOtHeRfUcKiN wOrK, tHoUgH.
lIkE iTs PrObAbLy MoThErFuCkIn RuDe To SlIp A bUm ThE tOnGuE.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat
really
i guess i nevver thought about it like that before i didnt evven knoww tongues wwould get invvolvved
howw the fuck do you knoww all a this

[mo_cara]

It'S jUsT sOmEtHiNg WhAt MoThErFuCkErS SaY, aIn'T iT?
i GuEsS iT mAkEs SeNsE iF a BrOtHeR bE ThInKiNg On It, ThOuGh.
I mEaN iF sOmEoNe Is AlL kIsSiNg ThE oThEr SiDe, WhY nOt ThE bAcKsIdE, tOo?

[yerawwizarderi]

i guess
wwwoww
i cant believve wwere actually havvin a convversation about this

[mo_cara]

HaHa, YeAh PeOpLe SaY tHaT sHiT tO mE a LoT!

[yerawwizarderi]

im goin to be honest
i dont really knoww wwhat to think about this
so uh
do you mind if wwe talk about somethin else for noww wwhile i figure that out

[mo_cara]

SuRe, BrO!
wHaTeVeR tHe MoThErFuCk YoU wAnT tO bE sPeAkInG oN!

[yerawwizarderi]

uh
ok
howw about




you and karkat
that aint a thing right

[mo_cara]

It SuRe Is, MoThErFuCkEr!
We'Re BeSt BrOs!
WeLl.
He'S aLl BeInG mY BeSt BrO, bUt I aIn'T hIs.
ThAt'S cOoL, ThOuGh!
AiN't GoT tO bE aLl ReCiPrOcAl AlL tHe TiMe!

[yerawwizarderi]

and thats just it right
its nothin more than that

[mo_cara]

oH, mAn, I wOuLdN't EvEn Up AnD kNoW hOw To Be MoRe ThAn ThAt!
BeSt FrIeNd Is AbOuT tHe MoReSt YoU cAn GeT!

[Then a pause, and an inkblot while Gamzee suddenly gets what Eridan's talking about, in a brilliant flash of logical deduction that will probably not be repeated any time soon.]

oH, sHiT, yOu MeAn ArE wE dOiN iT!
hElL nO, i DoN't ThInK tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR eVeR dOnE iT wItH nObOdY!
mE, eItHeR. hOnK.
;o)

[yerawwizarderi]

wwell no i wwas talkin about that kind a extreme but i guess yeah that makes sense but wwhat about doin other things
like wwhatevver got you so upset that one time

[mo_cara]

[long pause]

tHaT wAs DiFfErEnT.
aIn'T nOtHiNg GoInG oN tHeRe.

[yerawwizarderi]

oh there aint
howw am i supposed to believve that

[mo_cara]

I dOn'T bE hAvInG tHe KnOwInG oF tHaT, mOtHeRfUcKeR, iF yOu DoN't GoT nO fAiTh In ThE wOrDs WhAt Be On ThIs PaGe.
KaRkAt GoTs HiMsElF sOmE lAdIeS.
hE dOn'T bE mAcKiNg On Me.

[yerawwizarderi]

oh
oh i fuckin see
wwas it him

[mo_cara]

[Is getting pretty confused and feeling a little ambushed for no reason he can really explain right now.]

MoThErFuCkEr, DiDn'T i JuSt SaY iT wErEn'T?

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhen you got upset

[mo_cara]

dAmN, eRiDaN, i DoNe ToLd YoU.
kArKaT iS mY bEsT bRo.
He AiN't BeInG mY bOyFrIeNd.
I dOn'T hAvE nO dEsIgNs On HiM lIkE tHaT.
wHy YoU eVeN gOt YoUr NoSe In It AnYhOw?