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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

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[thornsofoglogoth]

I shall charm it to make it impervious to fire.
What then?

[yerawwizarderi]

dump it in the fuckin lake
or howw about this lalonde take a fuckin swword or some scissors or a good cutting hex and its curtains on your fuckin precious gift
wwhich is pretty much you spittin in my face frankly i wwas expectin better a you
at least somethin wwith a bit more of a bang and some showwmanship

[thornsofoglogoth]

Well, well. My mistake for thinking you were capable of appreciating anything more subtle than an explosion.

[yerawwizarderi]

hey dont get me wwrong im all for a good dramatic gesture wwhen the mood suits
you wwant an explosion ill givve you a glubbin explosion
but it doesnt all havve to be that you knoww
givve me some fuckin credit