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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

Comments

[nunganunga_k_o]

Blimey. Love and let love I say, but Slytherin is a hot bed of benders.

[mo_cara]

aHaHaHaHaHaHa
HeLl YeS sIsTeR!

[nunganunga_k_o]

It's enough to make a girl look into Hufflepuffs, really. Or Ravenclaws, but I don't think any of that lot have snogged anyone.

[mo_cara]

oH mAn ArE tHeY nOt AlLoWeD tO oR sOmEtHiNg?
ThAt MoThErFuCkIn SuCkS.

[nunganunga_k_o]

No, but most of them are too busy worrying about naff things like homework to have a social life.

[mo_cara]

i LiKe It WhEn ThAt ShIt Is ThE sAmE mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNg.
I'd GeT mY lIpLoCk On WiTh ThE pEePs I dO hOmEwOrK wItH.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Really? And do you get good marks?

[mo_cara]

nOt MoStLy.
AiN't NoBoDy MaKiNg OuT wItH mE, eItHeR, tHoUgH.
i JuSt ThInK tHaT sHiT wOuLd Be ThE bItChTiTs.
;o)

[nunganunga_k_o]

Hogwarts should clearly give grades for snogging. Or at least House Points.

[mo_cara]

HELL
motherfuckin
YES.
i GuEsS i StIlL wOuLdN't GeT mAnY hOuSe PoInTs ThOuGh.
BuT mAyBe i'D lOsE lEsS.

[yerawwizarderi]

if youre goin to offer commentary wwhy dont you try makin some fuckin sense and sayin somethin USEFUL

[nunganunga_k_o]

What, something that the world was DYING to know, like that your roommate thought your ass was fit? Oh yes, that certainly sounds like vital information.

[yerawwizarderi]

i am askin for critical fuckin advvice here if you cant provvide then shovve off
like its any less important than oh i had such a fuckin shitty time ovver break or wwhatevver it is you all go around spewwin across the place like anybody givves a crap
this is godddamn serious