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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

Comments

[mo_cara]

bRo, I'm PrEtTy SuRe YoU'rE nOt HiS rOoMmAtE.
oR iS hE aSkInG aBoUt ThE dUdE iN yOuR rOoM?
dOeS tHaT dUdE hAvE a GoOd AsS?

[selfhatred]

WHAT THE NOOKSNIFFING FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT EGBERT'S ASS FOR, GAMZEE?
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SLIP UP I MADE YESTERDAY.

[mo_cara]

oH yOu MeAn WiTh HaRlEy?
I tHiNk ThAt ShIt Is ChIlL bEcAuSe ShE's GoInG tO hOgSmEaDe WiTh YoU, rIgHt?

[selfhatred]

NO, NOT ABOUT THE SHIT WITH HARLEY. CAN WE JUST LAY THAT TO FUCKING REST ALREADY?
BUT YES. SHE'S GOING TO HOGSMEADE WITH ME AS FRIENDS SO IT'S CHILL.
I SHOULD'VE CHECKED WHERE THE PAPER CAME FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE, GOD DAMNIT...

[mo_cara]

WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK yOu TaLkIn AbOuT tHeN, bRo?

[selfhatred]

NEVERMIND, I DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE.