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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

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[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Then why are you staring at it?

[yerawwizarderi]

its a horrifyin vvoid thats wwhy

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Riiiiiiiight.
Well, why don't you cast your gaze into ANOTHER void for once.

[yerawwizarderi]

cant
nothings quite so entertainin as yours
call it fuckin magnetism if you like somethin about you is interestin

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

All you're doing is 8eing a creep, you know.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwwwhat
no wway
thats not wwhat im doin at all youre probably just sayin that because you think if you do ill get fuckin embarrassed and you wwont havve to hear the truth about your FLAT FUCKIN ASS

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Yes, way, 8ecause you're the one here who keeps talking a8out my 8utt! How is that not creepy??

[yerawwizarderi]

its about the fuckin intent ok