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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

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[faintwaves]

...[Ass is translating in her head as a donkey, what are euphemisms.]

It means you take very good care of your ass and you should be proud??

[yerawwizarderi]

wwell
i guess it could mean that
i mean thats true

[faintwaves]

I...

I'm sure it is a very nice ass! I've never met one myself, but I hear they can be nice.

[yerawwizarderi]

ok hold up
wwhat kind a bs are you attemptin to pull on me here
this isnt like a lost in translation situation is it do you knoww wwhat im actually talkin about
if you say the farm animal wwere gonna havve a problem

[faintwaves]

Oh, you're talking about bums then.

I'm sure that's nice too. But I have even less experience with them...I may be short but I'm not short enough to have to look at them daily.

[yerawwizarderi]

youve missed my fuckin point entirely
ok say you wwere awware of somebody lookin at yours
wwhat wwould you think

[faintwaves]

My parents tell me to call the police in that case.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat
for a little ass ogglin

[faintwaves]

They're kind of protective.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwell
wwho says they wwould havve to knoww
wwhat i mean is howw fuckin wwould they do you TELL them things like that

[faintwaves]

It's never happened to me before, so no. [As far as she knows, anyway.]

But I guess that's what they would expect me to do, yeah.

I don't know, is that weird?

[yerawwizarderi]

yeah
i wwould consider it a compliment
its meant as one right
wwhats to fly off the fuckin handle for