Experiment Nine

[status_is_not_quo]

[Filtered to all Slytherin students his year and higher, EXCEPT Galen. No professors or students from other houses, or fourth-years and younger.]

Hey, has anyone taken a look at the house points board lately? Because thanks to the actions of a certain complete toolbox who shall remain nameless, Slytherin is not only dead last but also in the negatives!

Not to mention, everyone thinks that we're made of the same stuff because we got saddled with him in our house.

Are we going to stand for this? I say hell no! And we need to let him know that we're not going to put up with it, either. We'll make him rue the day he crossed the house of cunning ambition!

But of course we'll have to be incredibly sneaky to get away with it without professors finding out.

If we can get the blame foisted off on Gryffindor, even better.

Comments

[donutsanddestiny]

Who cares about the points?

[status_is_not_quo]

It's more about the principle, Melvin. His being a complete and total tool makes the rest of us also look like complete and total tools.

We're the house of cunning and ambition, not the house of paleolithic neanderthals who naively follow the credo of some even bigger asswipe.

[donutsanddestiny]

I think you're overreacting.

[nunganunga_k_o]

He's an arse and a prat. If anyone needs a good duffing up, it is him.

[status_is_not_quo]

Know any good scorpion-summoning spells?

[puckinyourmom]

He got beaten up by a Ravenclaw and his bed crapped in. What could we do that's more embarrassing than that?

[status_is_not_quo]

You say that like you wouldn't have another piece of him if you could.

Obviously, we just need to instigate a plan of subtle little reminders that his faux-pas is neither forgotten nor forgiven.

[puckinyourmom]

Hell no, I would. I just haven't figured out how to top it yet.