Second Throw

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

RAVENCLAW QUIDDITCH TEAM, LISTEN UP!

I want to get in at least one more practice before our match against Slytherin. I'm going to see when we can get the field.

Rose, welcome to the team! I'm expecting big things from you -- That goes for everyone! Guys, we can totally take Slytherin. Yeah, our match against Hufflepuff earlier in the year wasn't our finest moment, but this is Slytherin. Their captain is notably less insane, for one thing!

And if any of you can find time to practice even when the whole time isn't, do it. We're going to turn this thing around on Sunday.

I know you guys have it in you to kick some Slytherin butt!

Comments

[its_cor_aline]

WE'RE GONNA KICK THEIR BUTTS!

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

That's what I like to hear, Coraline!

[its_cor_aline]

[Private to Sokka-unhackable]

Their Captain maybe be less insane but their Seeker is another matter.

[Private to Coraline -- Unhackable]

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

I don't want to talk about it.

[Private to Sokka -- Unhackable]

[its_cor_aline]

I don't blame you..

[thornsofoglogoth]

In other words: no pressure, Rose Lalonde. It's only a fifty-foot drop into the ravine below! Two bloodthirsty club-maniacs aren't bent on smashing heavy balls into your face and the beady eyes of the entire school aren't watching your every move. No worries at all, guv'ner. I think I can handle it.

In all seriousness though, thanks for the welcome. I assure you that I will meet your expectations.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Hey! I would never say guv'ner.

The rest... May be true.

You're welcome. If you're as good at Quidditch as you are with sarcasm, we should be set!

[thornsofoglogoth]

You ought to, though. It's a good word.

And if you didn't think I was good enough I'm assuming you wouldn't have let me on the team, so I think we'll be fine. I don't doubt my own abilities.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Yeah, Rose, it's a great word, sure.

Well, that's true, too, yeah. And good!

[thornsofoglogoth]

Are you questioning my predilection for anachronistic and less conventionally used words, Sokka?

Good is good.
Let's make this happen.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Yep. Pretty much.

Awwww, yeah!

[thornsofoglogoth]

Jerk. Just because you're team captain doesn't mean I'll let you pass judgment on my vocabulary.

Still, I'll put that aside until after we wipe the floor with Slytherin.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Rose, I'd judge your vocabulary even if you weren't on the time. You kind of use weird words!

But wiping the floor with Slytherin? That will be awesome.

[thornsofoglogoth]

I will have you know that I judge your judgment hard.

Still, at least we agree on something.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

How will I ever go on?

Yeah, that's probably a good thing to agree on.

[thornsofoglogoth]

You could always judge my judgement of you. It would be delightfully fitting and the chain of adjudication could "go on" for an obscenely indeterminate amount of time.

And indeed, so could you.

Or of course, you could always give up.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

I'm not giving up! I'm just...

Not so judgey as you. So there.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Well, I suppose that's what makes you our good, benevolent leader.

Good luck, Sokka.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

You know it!

You, too, Rose.

[yerawwizarderi]

psssssh live your ragtag team a misfit muggles has got a chance in fuckin hell in takin us

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

I dare you to say that to my face, Ampora.

[yerawwizarderi]

gladly
present your sorry sack a shit self and prepare to get fuckin told
youre good at runnin your mouth off at the hinges but i bet you wwouldnt fuckin showw

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

The only reason I'm not going to take you down is because we've lost enough House Points for this stupid shit as it is.

Once Ravenclaw climbs back up, you're on.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhatevver
ill be wwaitin and wwell see if you showw

[kid8dik]

I'm sure beating them will be no trouble.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Alright, there's a good attitude!

[puckinyourmom]

Not being as nuts as Natalya only means that we're better.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Except you're not.

[puckinyourmom]

Except we are.