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[pretty_n_popular]

I understand everyone is still on about this blood thing, and I know it's really hard for some of you to accept that Purebloods are way better than anyone else, but we're forgetting one thing:

Those Death Eaters had horrible fashion sense. All black was so 17th Century. If I'm going to side with anyone, they need to work on a uniform that says "Look at me. I look good, so what I have to say has to be right".

Comments

[tellsthestories]

Purebloods are not better, and it's silly to take something so serious and make it about fashion.

[pretty_n_popular]

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they dress.

[tellsthestories]

But not as much as you can tell from their attitudes on important subjects.

[pretty_n_popular]

Bad attitude is no excuse for bad fashion. It's common sense.

[tellsthestories]

What?








You're very difficult to talk to.

[pretty_n_popular]

If they want to have bad attitudes about who is better, whatever, but the least they can do is look good while doing it. They didn't even try. It's like they grabbed an old sheet and walked out the door. I can't get behind anything if the person is ugly.

[tellsthestories]

Well, I... I suppose it's good you don't follow them, no matter what your reasoning.

[pretty_n_popular]

That's because I'm a great person.

[tellsthestories]

Are you? And what makes you say that?

[pretty_n_popular]

Have you not met me? I'm amazing.

[tellsthestories]

I'm not sure I've had the... Pleasure.

[pretty_n_popular]

Well, let me give you the run down. I. Am wonderful. I'm pretty and popular and rich.

[tellsthestories]

I see. Well, being pretty and rich is nice, I'm sure, but what makes you wonderful?

[pretty_n_popular]

Everything? Duh.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

It sounds to me that you look like an idiot more than anything else! Fashion is dum8!

[pretty_n_popular]

You're dumb. And your ugly, so your opinion means nothing to me.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

O8viously you've 8een cursed with some awful 8linding spell, 8ut I dou8t it would do you much good anyway!

[pretty_n_popular]

My eyes work just fine. Otherwise I wouldn't see that rat's nest you call your hair. And what is with your writing?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I'm sorry, the only rat I'm smelling seems to 8e coming from your direction!
What's with YOURS?

[pretty_n_popular]

Because you can smell through the journals. And I don't even like rats.

You mean my ability to use letters and numbers properly?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

I guess that says more a8out your stench than my nose, doesn't it? I might recommend a shower, 8ut I've got a feeling that's going to 8e pretty much useless.
I mean how horri8ly 8ooooooooring and unoriginal yours is. 8ut I guess it's a perfect represent8tion of the person 8ehind it.

[pretty_n_popular]

I shower twice a day. And I have an extensive collection of perfumes I bring to school with me.

And being stupid isn't cute. At least everyone will know I have an education and come from a respectable family who knows how to raise their kids properly.

What house is she? I couldn't seem to find her on any of the taken pages...

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Insecure much? What are you trying to hide with all that over-compens8tion?
If you don't think it's cute, why are you doing such a good jo8 of it?

Slllyyytherin. 5th Year, I think I made her.

[pretty_n_popular]

Hah. Me? Insecure? You wish you could get to me like that.

Because I'm not stupid. And even if I was, I'm already super cute, so the cuteness would just cancel everything else out.

Okay, awesome!

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

That would 8e a 8etter explan8tion, other than the idea that you think all of that actually SMELLS nice, which if that's the case, you might want to re-evalu8 your t8stes.
I think the jury's still out on that one.

[puckinyourmom]

Everything you just said was horrible.

[pretty_n_popular]

Having no fashion sense is horrible.

[puckinyourmom]

Is that seriously the worst thing you can think of? About Death Eaters?

[pretty_n_popular]

Yeah, they killed a lot of people, but no one I knew. I can't feel bad for someone if they've never had the chance to meet me.

[puckinyourmom]

You're one of the only ones.

[pretty_n_popular]

What's important right now is I'm here for you, and I have all the time in the world to spend making you feel better.

[puckinyourmom]

Well right now, you're not helping.

[pretty_n_popular]

But I can help.

[puckinyourmom]

Help how?

[pretty_n_popular]

Making people feel better is my third best skill.

[puckinyourmom]

Knock yourself out, Jackie.

[plastic_spastic]

Bald doesn't say that.

[pretty_n_popular]

Exactly. If they don't care about themselves, how do I know they're going to care about important issues?

[plastic_spastic]

It just means low self esteem.

[pretty_n_popular]

Maybe that's why this started in the first place.

[lookupforme]

Oh... um...

[Wow, you actually bewildered Cassie]

What would you suggest then?

[pretty_n_popular]

Something more elegant. Or colorful.