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[plastic_spastic]

There's a Quidditch match soon and I'm just glad that we're not playing Gryffindor. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for bashing on the red and yellow, but it's annoying when Quidditch is involved.

I'm looking forward to graduating and not having to deal with Quidditch.

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

Having to deal with it?

[plastic_spastic]

It's not my thing. The last time I went to a school match, I worked on my nails.

[puckinyourmom]

You should at least go to the Slytherin ones.

[plastic_spastic]

I'd be committing social suicide if I skipped out on the games. I'm too fond of being popular for that.

[puckinyourmom]

...good? I guess? Gamzee and Jackie are both making signs and stuff, you could help with that.

[plastic_spastic]

That sounds better than homework.

[puckinyourmom]

Awesome.

[Team effort!]

[nunganunga_k_o]

But what would a Quidditch match be without Amber in the stands? We need you to help suffocate Ravenclaw with the fumes from your big head.

[plastic_spastic]

You're talking to me about body parts being too big?

[pretty_n_popular]

You know, it'd be much more exciting if we had an actual cheerleading squad.

[plastic_spastic]

It would be an improvement to the game.

[pretty_n_popular]

Then everyone would be looking at us and not ugly, burly Quidditch girls.

[plastic_spastic]

They really should get rid of those mustaches.

[pretty_n_popular]

Ew, gross. It's like the Forbidden Forest grew under their nose.

[plastic_spastic]

People need to learn that waxing is your friend.

[pretty_n_popular]

What would they do without our great advice?

[plastic_spastic]

Turn in to lumberjacks.

[pretty_n_popular]

All their uniforms are made out of flannel.

[plastic_spastic]

And there would be two different types of plaid print.

[pretty_n_popular]

I don't even want to think about it.