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[notthebee2]

wor2t.
olympiic2.
ever.
2eriiou2ly, la2t year2 wa2 2o much better, thii2 year iit2 ju2t a bunch of weeniie2 goiing around in 2pandex tryiing two pretend they're faiiriie2 or 2ome 2hiit.
what happened two the competiition?
everyone2 lettiing the a2iian a22hat2 wiin everythiing, and iif iit2 not that then iit2 the a22hole2 acro22 the pond doiing iit.
are our team2 2eriiou2ly that bad?

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[selfhatred]

YOU MEAN PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCH THAT SHIT?
COLOUR ME SURPRISED.

[notthebee2]

ii only watch it two laugh at the people competiing iin the runniing competition2 when they 2pread them2elve2 all over the floor and 2tart two cry.
you 2hould giive iit a try 2ometiime.

[selfhatred]

...OKAY THAT DEFINITELY SOUNDS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
SINCE WHEN DID A BUNCH OF WIMPS QUALIFY AS OLYMPIANS?
MY ONLY PROBLEM WOULD BE TRYING TO PAY ATTENTION LONG ENOUGH AND NOT FALLING ASLEEP IN MY POPCORN.

[notthebee2]

lmao, yeah, can you beliieve that 2ome of them are capable of pulliing off more riidiiculou2 bull2hiit than you can.

[selfhatred]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, CAPTOR?

[notthebee2]

iim pokiing fun at you.
you know.
makiing a joke at your expen2e.

[selfhatred]

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH OF IT WHEN YOU DO IT WHILE SCHOOL'S IN SESSION?

[notthebee2]

ii dont thiink you realiize that makiing joke2 at your expen2e wiill never get old, e2peciially when you keep walkiing riight iintwo them.

[selfhatred]

FUCK YOU, CAPTOR.

[notthebee2]

ii2 that really all you can thiink of?
2eriiou2ly?
ii thiink the heat ii2 gettiing two you, bro.