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[brothor]

Attention everyone!
My brother, Loki, is now attending school with us and you are all to take very good care of him! Especially Slytherin, you are now his kin! If I find out that he is being bothered I will sit on all of you and I will like it.

Of course, he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself! He may look adorable, but when angered he is a horror to behold.

Anyway! Remember! Take care of him or face the wrath of my full weight on your stomach.


Nice to see you all!!!!

Comments

[nomorals]

We look after our own, Odinson.

Believe it or not, we're not heartless.

[brothor]

I never implied that you were, it was merely a request with a threat to ensure its validity!

[nomorals]

Some people don't respond kindly to threats. Besides, you might get more positive responses without one. It's a thing called being nice and people being nice to you in return.

[brothor]

I'm plenty nice, and so is Loki! I just want people to understand the consequences of being mean to my little brother.

[nomorals]

Oh I'm sure they do.

Anyway, I'm looking out for him. He's helping me with something so it's only fair.

[brothor]

What is he helping you with?

[nomorals]

Just a little prank. [Lies.] I thought a little fun might help him get settled.

[brothor]

Try not to get into too much trouble! It is the first week, afterall.