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[brothor]

Attention everyone!
My brother, Loki, is now attending school with us and you are all to take very good care of him! Especially Slytherin, you are now his kin! If I find out that he is being bothered I will sit on all of you and I will like it.

Of course, he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself! He may look adorable, but when angered he is a horror to behold.

Anyway! Remember! Take care of him or face the wrath of my full weight on your stomach.


Nice to see you all!!!!

Comments

[wwhatevver]

im only gettin defensivve because you threatened to sit on me

for the most part it wwas pleasant i suppose

[brothor]

I threatened people who were going to be cruel to my PRECIOUS ANGEL BROTHER! So if you have no intention of being cruel to him, I have no intention of sitting on you.

GOOD. Did you kiss anyone?

[wwhatevver]

okay you havve a point
at least its not like
you knoww youre just threatenin for threatenin reasons wwait

still thats a terrible threat if you think about it


WWHY ARE YOU ASKIN THAT

[brothor]

If you think it is a terrible threat, you won't mind me trying it!

CURIOUSITY? WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?

WHO DID YOU KISS, AMPORA!!!!!?

[wwhatevver]

no thanks ill pass id rather not havve odinson ass on my stomach

WWOWW WWHY ARE YOU GETTIN ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS THIS ISNT FUNNY I DONT EVVEN CARE IF IT IS CURIOSITY

I DIDNT KILL ANYONE

a few seconds later

[wwhatevver]

WWAIT I MEANT KISS

[brothor]

. . .Did you murder someone, Ampora?

[wwhatevver]

listen here odinson
it wwas just a horrible typo
honestly if i did kill someone wwould i just talk about it so freely
no
no i wwouldnt
and i i really didnt kill anyone i cant evven think about doin somethin like that

[Maybe.... more when he's completely mad at a person, but not... now.]

[brothor]

It was a very suspicious typo, Ampora! You should be more careful with your quill, people might think you are hiding something.

You were still pretty defensive about the kiss, though.

[wwhatevver]

i knoww that im the perfect human but sometimes wwe slip up alright

because honestly thats a question out of nowwhere wwhy wwould you ask someone somethin like that

[brothor]

You can't be the perfect human because I am the perfect human and we are not at all alike.

What can I say? I am a romantic!

[wwhatevver]

excuse me
i think youre mistaken
i happen to be more of a perfect human than you

i swwear on evverythin that at least twwo thirds of the people i knoww dont knoww wwhen to draww the line on stuff they say

[YOU ARE ONE TO TALK.]

[brothor]

I do not think I am, which is unfortunate for you!

Maybe conversations would be far less interesting if you knew people who drew lines!

[wwhatevver]

yes wwell your opinion is under mine so wwhat noww

they wwould also be less awwkwward thats for sure

[brothor]

Actually I am taller than you, so it is above you.

You are very awkward already, Ampora!

[wwhatevver]

i just havvent had a growwth spurt yet alright
shit

no im not wwhere do you evven get that from

[brothor]

Nor have I. Though I expect one soon.

You turned a question into an attack upon yourself, Ampora. You need to relax.

[wwhatevver]

oh my god

no i havvent besides youre the one attackin me im not doin anythin

[brothor]

Be afraid, Ampora.

I am not attacking you! You are my good friend even if you a jerk!

[wwhatevver]

im so afraid of you becomin a towwer
so vvery afraid

you so wwere
and im not a jerk

[brothor]

Maybe you should be.

I was not! You are a jerk for thinking that.