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[brothor]

Attention everyone!
My brother, Loki, is now attending school with us and you are all to take very good care of him! Especially Slytherin, you are now his kin! If I find out that he is being bothered I will sit on all of you and I will like it.

Of course, he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself! He may look adorable, but when angered he is a horror to behold.

Anyway! Remember! Take care of him or face the wrath of my full weight on your stomach.


Nice to see you all!!!!

Comments

[arachnoble]

I can assure you that any bullying within Slytherin will be taken care of appropriately.

Sitting on people will be unnecessary.

[brothor]

Sitting on people is appropriate! It is a gentle way of making people stop, much better than punching.

[arachnoble]

While that is true, it's still unwise to take matters into your own hands. At least without consulting a staff member.

[brothor]

Professor, is it alright if I sit on people if they are cruel to my adorable little brother?

[arachnoble]

I suppose as no bones are broken it will be fine.

[brothor]

You are the best, most beautiful teacher ever!

[arachnoble]

I'm aware, but thank you nonetheless.

[brothor]

Can I trust you to take care of my little brother?

[arachnoble]

Nothing horrible will happen while he's under my watch, Odinson.

[brothor]

I'll hold you to that! Thank you very much, Professor!

[arachnoble]

You're quite welcome.