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[brothor]

Attention everyone!
My brother, Loki, is now attending school with us and you are all to take very good care of him! Especially Slytherin, you are now his kin! If I find out that he is being bothered I will sit on all of you and I will like it.

Of course, he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself! He may look adorable, but when angered he is a horror to behold.

Anyway! Remember! Take care of him or face the wrath of my full weight on your stomach.


Nice to see you all!!!!

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

If that happens, I'll help! Loki is like one of my best friends.

[brothor]

We can sit on people together.

I am glad! You two are a force to be reckoned with.

[givesyouaboner]

They will never have been so sitting on in their lives.

Do you really think so?

[brothor]

Then they will know what they are dealing with. If anyone bothers you, tell me and I will sit on them.

Indeed! The school will expect much from the brothers of Thor and Dave!

[givesyouaboner]

_{[If this was an anime, there would be sparkles around Dirk's face. Thor, could you ever be any more awesome?]}

I will!


That's very true! Hopefully we exceed expectations.

[brothor]

I am sure Dave has trained you well over the summer. Remember to behave, though!

Are you enjoying your classes?

[givesyouaboner]

He is the best senpai. Of course! I will learn all the ways of landing in trouble.

Most classes are good.

[brothor]

What is a senpai?

[givesyouaboner]

I think it's just an older person you look up to.

[brothor]

In that case, I am the best senpai!

[givesyouaboner]

You and Dave can be tied as the best ever.

[brothor]

I will have to prove myself.

[givesyouaboner]

Yes. I look forward to it.