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[brothor]

Attention everyone!
My brother, Loki, is now attending school with us and you are all to take very good care of him! Especially Slytherin, you are now his kin! If I find out that he is being bothered I will sit on all of you and I will like it.

Of course, he's perfectly capable of taking care of himself! He may look adorable, but when angered he is a horror to behold.

Anyway! Remember! Take care of him or face the wrath of my full weight on your stomach.


Nice to see you all!!!!

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Cute, no really. That was adorable.

Remind me again, out of the two of us; who skipped two years?

[brothor]

You have missed a great deal of emotional development.

[arrogantalloy]

There is nothing wrong with my emotional development.

[brothor]

Nothing except everything.

[arrogantalloy]

[There's a pause before a reply]

My emotional development is fine. Because I know how to react to situations and I do, so really it's all fine.

[brothor]

Because you taught yourself to lie! Gosh!

[arrogantalloy]

Taught myself to lie? What kind of line is that?

[brothor]

It's not a line, it's an observation.

[arrogantalloy]

Well you're observing wrong there, Goldilocks.

[brothor]

What makes you say that?

[arrogantalloy]

Because I don't lie.

[Because to Tony, omitting things, or making things seem like something else was happening, isn't lying. It's just story telling.]

[brothor]

That in itself is a lie.

[arrogantalloy]

How is it a lie?

[brothor]

Everybody lies, so you are lying about lying.

[arrogantalloy]

Misleading phrases and with holding facts isn't technically lying.

[brothor]

Now you're lying to yourself!