09;

[bluhbluhhugestairs]

sO ALL OF THE COMMOTION ABOUT HOUSE POINTS, mADE ME DECIDE TO GO AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE, uH, GRYFFINDOR HOURGLASS,
aND MY MOUTH DID THIS THING,
wHERE IT DROPPED OPEN AND HIT THE FLOOR,
uHH, bUT NOT LITERALLY, mOSTLY A FIGURE OF SPEECH,
tHOUGH IT DID OPEN PRETTY WIDE!

i JUST THINK THAT MAYBE,
sOME OF YOU COULD BE DOING A LOT BETTER AT, tRYING NOT TO GET, iNTO TROUBLE AND STUFF,
i'VE, nEVER SEEN US LOSING SO HARD BEFORE AND, uH, iT MAKES ME FEEL KIND OF SAD,

sO IN THE EFFORT TO, iMPROVE GRYFFINDOR'S CHANCES OF WINNING THE CUP,
eVEN IN THE POSSIBLE FACE OF HOPELESSNESS, tHOUGH i HAVE HOPE THAT, uH,
iT IS NOT IN FACT HOPELESS,
i WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE, aNYONE HAD THINGS THEY NEED DOING, lIKE CHORES OR,
oTHER TASK-Y TYPE THINGS THAT, i COULD MAYBE EARN POINTS FOR,
tHOUGH i'M NOT DOING IT SPECIFICALLY TO, uH, gET POINTS,
bECAUSE i REALLY DO WANT TO HELP PEOPLE!
sO PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID, tO ASK ME TO DO THINGS,
eSPECIALLY, pROFESSORS, iF ANY OF YOU ARE READING THIS,

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[c9rp9realn9rmative]

What a c9mmenda6le display 9f h9use pride. Were I y9u, I w9uld 6e a little less 96vi9us a69ut y9ur intenti9ns. Much th9ugh I d9n't p9ssess any particular 6ias against any h9use, I d9 h9ld s9me lingering f9ndness f9r Gryffind9r, and it's g99d t9 see 9thers willing t9 advance their h9use thr9ugh g99d deeds rather than thr9ugh hurtful c9mpetiti9n with 9ther students.

[bluhbluhhugestairs]

wHAT'S WRONG WITH, sHOWING MY INTENTIONS?
tHIS WAY PEOPLE KNOW WHAT, uH, i'M DOING,
aND ALSO HOW TO, mAYBE REWARD ME,
iF THEY WANT TO,