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[mightyandtall]

WELL IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE ALL YOU MUNCHKINS ARE HERE AT THIS SCHOOL.
I HOPE ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN VERY STUDIOUS STUDENTS AND HAVEN'T LANDED YOURSELVES IN DETENTION SO SOON INTO THE SCHOOL YEAR!
THAT BEING SAID, IT IS TIME FOR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TAKING MY CLASS.
I WOULD RATHER NOT HEAR COMPLAINTS BECAUSE THAT IS RUDE.

YEARS 3-4, CHOOSE AN ARTICLE FROM THE ISSUE OF PEOPLE I DISTRIBUTED IN CLASS EARLIER AND SUMMARIZE THE CONTENT. AFTER, STATE YOUR OPINION ON HOW YOU THINK THE CONTENT COMPARES TO WIZARD SOCIETY, IF AT ALL. YOUR WRITING SHOULD BE AT LEAST FIVE INCHES BUT NOT EXCEED TEN.

YEARS 5-7, YOU HAVE THE SAME ASSIGNMENT, EXCEPT THE WRITING MUST BE AT LEAST TEN INCHES. I EXPECT YOU TO APPLY KNOWLEDGE AND EVIDENCE FROM PREVIOUSLY READ TEXTS AND YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES. DO NOT FORGET TO READ BOMBPROOF YOUR HORSE AS ONE OF YOUR FUTURE ASSIGNMENTS WILL BE EXAMINING MUGGLE EQUESTRIAN CULTURE, BUT YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED THE ACTUAL WRITING LATER.

REMEMBER, IF YOU HAVE ANY MUGGLE ITEMS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BRING TO CLASS TO SHARE, BY ALL MEANS DO SO. CLASS TIME IS ALWAYS BEST IF WE HAVE INTERESTING THINGS TO DISCUSS!!!

OH. AND THE ASSIGNMENTS ARE DUE NEXT MONDAY.

_{[OOC: homework post is here}

Comments

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

Well met 6y candlelight, The9.

I h9pe y9u're planning 9n having them read m9re 699ks than 69m6pr99f Y9ur H9rse f9r an equestrian culture secti9n.

[mightyandtall]

_{[Inkblots everywhere.]}

YES OF COURSE. SINCE IT COVERS TRAINING HORSES, WE WILL HAVE A SECTION ABOUT HOW TO HORSES TRAIN PEOPLE.


BUT NOW IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I BITE THE PROVERBIAL BULLET AND ASK WHO YOU ARE BEFORE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ASSIGN DETENTION FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS.

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

H9w h9rses train... The9d9re, that's n9t h9w it w9rks

[Inkblots inkblots everywhere.]

Wh9 d9es it s9und like, The9d9re?

stupid html

[mightyandtall]

ARE YOU AN EXPERT IN EQUESTRIAN MATTERS?

_{[Nope nope nope nope. He's just going to trenched in the middle of the Nile.]}

I THINK I MAY HAVE CONSUMED TOO MANY INTOXICATING BEVERAGES.

#this shit #not again #tw: shit #tw: again

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

Are y9u?

[Just gonna. Judge you through the page, Theo. Judging you real hard.]

The9d9re, this isn't the first time we've sp9ken. It was less than tw9 weeks ag9.

#dunno what you're talking about #must be dreaming #drunk dreaming #when did he even drink

[mightyandtall]

MAYBE.

I'M PRETTY SURE I MUST'VE BEEN DREAMING OR SOMETHING THEN TOO. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

#The9 he will g9 pers9nal space invader 9n y9u #D9 y9u want him fl9ating thr9ugh the wall

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

The9 it's me. Kankri.
Are we g9ing t9 have t9 g9 thr9ugh this every time I initiate c9nversati9n? I can imagine it will get quite tires9me rather quickly.

#please don't do that #he'll pee #not even in the good way

[mightyandtall]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A GHOST, KANKRI.
SFKJSGBHSFKJGSGH

_{[Yes, Theo is a special snowflake who handwrites his incoherent feelings.]}

#tw: watersports

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

And yet it seems my 6ed was made, and s9 in c9ward's 6ed I lay.
Anyway, it's m9re interesting than whatever else I c9uld 6e d9ing with my limitless time.

[remembertheroses]

Excuse me Professor, but what is your class?

[mightyandtall]

I AM NOT CERTAIN THAT I CAN AGREE WITH THAT ASSERTION.

[mightyandtall]

MUGGLE STUDIES!

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

At any rate, that part was my decisi9n, and had n9thing t9 d9 with y9u.

filtered

[mightyandtall]

BUT SEE, THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. IT WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN A DECISION YOU HAD TO MAKE IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME.

[remembertheroses]

Oh! There is this class? I did not know! I did not attend last week! I am very sorry Professor, it was not on my timetable!

#filtered

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

It was an accident, The9d9re. We were 69th y9ung and caught up in 9ur 9wn f99lish pride. I d9n't h9ld y9u at fault f9r what happened.

[mightyandtall]

IT IS NOT A REQUIRED CLASS SO IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU AREN'T ENROLLED. WHAT YEAR ARE YOU?

#filtered

[mightyandtall]

AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT WORSE. CHILDREN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.















FRIENDS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL THEIR FRIENDS.

[remembertheroses]

1st year Hufflepuff sir.

[mightyandtall]

THIS EXPLAINS WHY. FRET NOT, LITTLE FIRST YEAR. THIS CLASS ISN'T AVAILABLE UNTIL YOUR THIRD YEAR. YOU HAVEN'T MISSED ANYTHING.

[remembertheroses]

Oh, OK. Thank you for explaining Professor.

What is Muggle Studies?

Re: #filtered

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

Y9u make it s9und as th9ugh y9u meant t9 kill me. H9w many times 6ef9re had we settled 9ur de6ates with 9ur wands? Y9u had n9 way 9f kn9wing that w9uld happen.








I'm s9rry that it was y9u, The9d9re. I wish there was s9mething that I c9uld say t9 make it easier.

[mightyandtall]

NO PROBLEM.

IT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE! STUDYING MUGGLES. WE STUDY HOW MUGGLES LIFE AND STUFF WITHOUT HAVING MAGIC.

[remembertheroses]

How do you study us?

#filtered

[mightyandtall]

IT WASN'T MY INTENTION, NO. THAT NEVER WAS MY INTENTION. BUT INTENTION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. IT DOESN'T CHANGE THAT IT HAPPENED.

BUT IT CAN'T BE CHANGED AND THAT VERY WELL SUCKS. I HATE THAT YOU'VE ENDED UP LIKE THIS.