Professor Purple (
mightyandtall) wrote in
sortinghat_rp2012-09-18 08:56 am
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WELL IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE ALL YOU MUNCHKINS ARE HERE AT THIS SCHOOL.
I HOPE ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN VERY STUDIOUS STUDENTS AND HAVEN'T LANDED YOURSELVES IN DETENTION SO SOON INTO THE SCHOOL YEAR!
THAT BEING SAID, IT IS TIME FOR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TAKING MY CLASS.
I WOULD RATHER NOT HEAR COMPLAINTS BECAUSE THAT IS RUDE.
YEARS 3-4, CHOOSE AN ARTICLE FROM THE ISSUE OF PEOPLE I DISTRIBUTED IN CLASS EARLIER AND SUMMARIZE THE CONTENT. AFTER, STATE YOUR OPINION ON HOW YOU THINK THE CONTENT COMPARES TO WIZARD SOCIETY, IF AT ALL. YOUR WRITING SHOULD BE AT LEAST FIVE INCHES BUT NOT EXCEED TEN.
YEARS 5-7, YOU HAVE THE SAME ASSIGNMENT, EXCEPT THE WRITING MUST BE AT LEAST TEN INCHES. I EXPECT YOU TO APPLY KNOWLEDGE AND EVIDENCE FROM PREVIOUSLY READ TEXTS AND YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES. DO NOT FORGET TO READ BOMBPROOF YOUR HORSE AS ONE OF YOUR FUTURE ASSIGNMENTS WILL BE EXAMINING MUGGLE EQUESTRIAN CULTURE, BUT YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED THE ACTUAL WRITING LATER.
REMEMBER, IF YOU HAVE ANY MUGGLE ITEMS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BRING TO CLASS TO SHARE, BY ALL MEANS DO SO. CLASS TIME IS ALWAYS BEST IF WE HAVE INTERESTING THINGS TO DISCUSS!!!
OH. AND THE ASSIGNMENTS ARE DUE NEXT MONDAY.
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I HOPE ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN VERY STUDIOUS STUDENTS AND HAVEN'T LANDED YOURSELVES IN DETENTION SO SOON INTO THE SCHOOL YEAR!
THAT BEING SAID, IT IS TIME FOR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TAKING MY CLASS.
I WOULD RATHER NOT HEAR COMPLAINTS BECAUSE THAT IS RUDE.
YEARS 3-4, CHOOSE AN ARTICLE FROM THE ISSUE OF PEOPLE I DISTRIBUTED IN CLASS EARLIER AND SUMMARIZE THE CONTENT. AFTER, STATE YOUR OPINION ON HOW YOU THINK THE CONTENT COMPARES TO WIZARD SOCIETY, IF AT ALL. YOUR WRITING SHOULD BE AT LEAST FIVE INCHES BUT NOT EXCEED TEN.
YEARS 5-7, YOU HAVE THE SAME ASSIGNMENT, EXCEPT THE WRITING MUST BE AT LEAST TEN INCHES. I EXPECT YOU TO APPLY KNOWLEDGE AND EVIDENCE FROM PREVIOUSLY READ TEXTS AND YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES. DO NOT FORGET TO READ BOMBPROOF YOUR HORSE AS ONE OF YOUR FUTURE ASSIGNMENTS WILL BE EXAMINING MUGGLE EQUESTRIAN CULTURE, BUT YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED THE ACTUAL WRITING LATER.
REMEMBER, IF YOU HAVE ANY MUGGLE ITEMS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BRING TO CLASS TO SHARE, BY ALL MEANS DO SO. CLASS TIME IS ALWAYS BEST IF WE HAVE INTERESTING THINGS TO DISCUSS!!!
OH. AND THE ASSIGNMENTS ARE DUE NEXT MONDAY.
[OOC: homework post is here

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I h9pe y9u're planning 9n having them read m9re 699ks than 69m6pr99f Y9ur H9rse f9r an equestrian culture secti9n.
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YES OF COURSE. SINCE IT COVERS TRAINING HORSES, WE WILL HAVE A SECTION ABOUT HOW TO HORSES TRAIN PEOPLE.
BUT NOW IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I BITE THE PROVERBIAL BULLET AND ASK WHO YOU ARE BEFORE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ASSIGN DETENTION FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS.
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[Inkblots inkblots everywhere.]
Wh9 d9es it s9und like, The9d9re?
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[Nope nope nope nope. He's just going to trenched in the middle of the Nile.]
I THINK I MAY HAVE CONSUMED TOO MANY INTOXICATING BEVERAGES.
#this shit #not again #tw: shit #tw: again
[Just gonna. Judge you through the page, Theo. Judging you real hard.]
The9d9re, this isn't the first time we've sp9ken. It was less than tw9 weeks ag9.
#dunno what you're talking about #must be dreaming #drunk dreaming #when did he even drink
I'M PRETTY SURE I MUST'VE BEEN DREAMING OR SOMETHING THEN TOO. NOPE NOPE NOPE.
#The9 he will g9 pers9nal space invader 9n y9u #D9 y9u want him fl9ating thr9ugh the wall
#please don't do that #he'll pee #not even in the good way
#tw: watersports
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AND YES, THEY REALLY ALL.
[He's like Jane Goodall of the Wizard World and he still doesn't get them.]
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YOU KNOW, SO THEY DON'T KILL YOU WHEN RIDING ON THEM.
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The readings from People Magazine were unbelievably enlightening! I can't wait to find out what Bombproof your Horse has to offer.
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I LOOK FORWARD TO READING YOUR OBSERVATIONS.
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:o0
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tHaT's LiKe ThE mOtHeRf***iN cIrCuS!
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I tHiNk MoSt MoThErF***ErS hErE bE nOrMaL sIzEs.
ArE yOu AlL hAvInG tHe GiAnT bLoOd Up In YoU?