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[mightyandtall]

WELL IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE ALL YOU MUNCHKINS ARE HERE AT THIS SCHOOL.
I HOPE ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN VERY STUDIOUS STUDENTS AND HAVEN'T LANDED YOURSELVES IN DETENTION SO SOON INTO THE SCHOOL YEAR!
THAT BEING SAID, IT IS TIME FOR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TAKING MY CLASS.
I WOULD RATHER NOT HEAR COMPLAINTS BECAUSE THAT IS RUDE.

YEARS 3-4, CHOOSE AN ARTICLE FROM THE ISSUE OF PEOPLE I DISTRIBUTED IN CLASS EARLIER AND SUMMARIZE THE CONTENT. AFTER, STATE YOUR OPINION ON HOW YOU THINK THE CONTENT COMPARES TO WIZARD SOCIETY, IF AT ALL. YOUR WRITING SHOULD BE AT LEAST FIVE INCHES BUT NOT EXCEED TEN.

YEARS 5-7, YOU HAVE THE SAME ASSIGNMENT, EXCEPT THE WRITING MUST BE AT LEAST TEN INCHES. I EXPECT YOU TO APPLY KNOWLEDGE AND EVIDENCE FROM PREVIOUSLY READ TEXTS AND YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES. DO NOT FORGET TO READ BOMBPROOF YOUR HORSE AS ONE OF YOUR FUTURE ASSIGNMENTS WILL BE EXAMINING MUGGLE EQUESTRIAN CULTURE, BUT YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED THE ACTUAL WRITING LATER.

REMEMBER, IF YOU HAVE ANY MUGGLE ITEMS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BRING TO CLASS TO SHARE, BY ALL MEANS DO SO. CLASS TIME IS ALWAYS BEST IF WE HAVE INTERESTING THINGS TO DISCUSS!!!

OH. AND THE ASSIGNMENTS ARE DUE NEXT MONDAY.

_{[OOC: homework post is here}

Comments

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

Well met 6y candlelight, The9.

I h9pe y9u're planning 9n having them read m9re 699ks than 69m6pr99f Y9ur H9rse f9r an equestrian culture secti9n.

[mightyandtall]

_{[Inkblots everywhere.]}

YES OF COURSE. SINCE IT COVERS TRAINING HORSES, WE WILL HAVE A SECTION ABOUT HOW TO HORSES TRAIN PEOPLE.


BUT NOW IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I BITE THE PROVERBIAL BULLET AND ASK WHO YOU ARE BEFORE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ASSIGN DETENTION FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS.

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

H9w h9rses train... The9d9re, that's n9t h9w it w9rks

[Inkblots inkblots everywhere.]

Wh9 d9es it s9und like, The9d9re?

stupid html

[mightyandtall]

ARE YOU AN EXPERT IN EQUESTRIAN MATTERS?

_{[Nope nope nope nope. He's just going to trenched in the middle of the Nile.]}

I THINK I MAY HAVE CONSUMED TOO MANY INTOXICATING BEVERAGES.

#this shit #not again #tw: shit #tw: again

[c9rp9realn9rmative]

Are y9u?

[Just gonna. Judge you through the page, Theo. Judging you real hard.]

The9d9re, this isn't the first time we've sp9ken. It was less than tw9 weeks ag9.

#dunno what you're talking about #must be dreaming #drunk dreaming #when did he even drink

[mightyandtall]

MAYBE.

I'M PRETTY SURE I MUST'VE BEEN DREAMING OR SOMETHING THEN TOO. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

[remembertheroses]

Excuse me Professor, but what is your class?

[mightyandtall]

MUGGLE STUDIES!

[remembertheroses]

Oh! There is this class? I did not know! I did not attend last week! I am very sorry Professor, it was not on my timetable!

[mightyandtall]

IT IS NOT A REQUIRED CLASS SO IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU AREN'T ENROLLED. WHAT YEAR ARE YOU?

[remembertheroses]

1st year Hufflepuff sir.

[brothor]

THIS IS ALL SO TERRIBLY EXCITING!

[mightyandtall]

IS IT NOT?! I AM EXCITED TO READ EVERYONE'S ANALYSES.

[brothor]

I only hope that mine will be accurate. Muggles are so confusing.

[mightyandtall]

I HAVE FAITH IN YOU, MR ODINSON. YOU WILL WRITE MANY GREAT THINGS.



AND YES, THEY REALLY ALL.

_{[He's like Jane Goodall of the Wizard World and he still doesn't get them.]}

[brothor]

THANK YOU SIR, I AM INSPIRED!

[accioleggings]

BOMBPROOF MY HORSE? I CAN'T SAY I'VE EVER HEARD OF THAT BOOK, THEO. IS IT ANY GOOD?

[mightyandtall]

IT IS CERTAINLY INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST. IT DISCUSSES WAYS TO ASSIST HORSES WITH NOT BEING SCARED OF THINGS.
YOU KNOW, SO THEY DON'T KILL YOU WHEN RIDING ON THEM.

[bonafide_divinity]

I will begin my essay right away, Professor Purple!

The readings from People Magazine were unbelievably enlightening! I can't wait to find out what Bombproof your Horse has to offer.

[mightyandtall]

EXCELLENT. I AM ALWAYS THRILLED TO KNOW STUDENTS APPRECIATE THE READING MATERIALS.

I LOOK FORWARD TO READING YOUR OBSERVATIONS.

[mo_cara]

I dOn'T tHiNk We GoT uS nO mIdGeTs At ThE sChOoL.
:o0

[mightyandtall]

I HAVE SEEN PLENTY.

[mo_cara]

whOa, WhErE?
tHaT's LiKe ThE mOtHeRf***iN cIrCuS!

[mightyandtall]

EVERYONE IS JUST REALLY TINY? WHY ARE THEY SO TINY? IT IS A MYSTERY.

[mo_cara]

wElL, i AiN't TiNy?
I tHiNk MoSt MoThErF***ErS hErE bE nOrMaL sIzEs.
ArE yOu AlL hAvInG tHe GiAnT bLoOd Up In YoU?