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[moveslikejaeger]

[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

Comments

[marshall_lee]

Yeah, it's a lot different. I mean, it's cool that you're okay with it and all but I wouldn't feel right.

Hehe, I'm probably the lamest vampire ever.

[moveslikejaeger]

i can dig it whatever makes you happy is cool with me

nah your pretty awesome i think

[mo_cara]

HuH?
hOw CoMe He Be HeRe, ThEn?

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[doctorkishitani]

But you're not just behaving good.
You really are trying to be good, so you can't really be bad.

[pause]
That is a very good point.
But there's no sense in telling us nothing happened if we were all there. They must know that we know better.
I know I must have been hexed.

[marshall_lee]

Thanks man. I appreciate it.

And you're pretty awesome too. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

[moveslikejaeger]

youre the one who brought up masochism

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ha you want that unicorn blood dont you? not going to happen sweetheart the shock collar benefits you as more than it would benefit me that is far from an equal exchange

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[moveslikejaeger]

im trying to be good to avoid trouble dumbbutt thats not the same as trying to be good for goodnesses sake

you really should just take professor wulfenbachs politics class hes really good at explaining this stuff much better than me
but its like
when you and a bunch of friends do something bad like break a window while playing quidditch in the backyard
you all agree that it wasnt your fault and find something to blame it on
and then you tell everyone this story even people who know otherwise
because consistency helps make a lie seem more like the truth

[moveslikejaeger]

i never do sweety ;]

[moveslikejaeger]

to make sure no dark magic is happening at the school and that everyone is behaving like good little citizens

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[doctorkishitani]

Well, you've always been a very good friend to me. And I don't think you did that to avoid trouble. In fact, being a good friend to me has probably gotten you into more trouble and I am sorry about that.

[pause]

I don't think it's like that at all. That would be like when I told Professor Donoghue and Professor Matteris that Gamzee had narcolepsy to keep them from taking house points from him. Because Gamzee always knew he didn't actually have narcolepsy, so it wasn't hurting him at all. Telling us that nothing happened while we were at camp would be like if I'd told Gamzee he did have narcolepsy. I'm not sure this analogy makes any sense.

In any case, I am taking Professor Wulfenbach's class, so that might help to make sense of this.

[mo_cara]

Oh, MoThErFuCk, I bE iN tRoUbLe.
ArE tHeY gOiNg To ThRoW bAd KiDs In JaIl???

[preanimator]

Masochism doesn't have to have anything to do with prurient interests, though trust you to immediately take it that way.

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I don't see how it benefits me at all. Even if I did think it would be good to see you taken down a notch, it's not as though we're in the same year, or I could watch it happening. And the materials might cost something.

[moveslikejaeger]

no just more detention

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[hairflyingheartpounding]

Yeah, I guess you're right.

It will. And good luck with Van.

Wait, what happened with Bruce?

[mo_cara]

oH, tHaT wOuLd Be SuCkInG mOtHeRfUcKiN dOnKeY dIcK.
hE aIn'T sAiD nOtHiNg To Me YeT, tHoUgH.