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[moveslikejaeger]

[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

Comments

[preanimator]

Actually, it's not difficult at all to enchant a collar to shock someone on command.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh really? could you do that then?

[preanimator]

You're saying you WANT a shock collar?

[pause] Oh, wait, this is some sort of prank, isn't it?

[moveslikejaeger]

well not really as that would be very uncomfortable but i think it would be best because i am not terribly good at recognizing when i should stop and pain is usually a fairly good indicator that i should stop

even if i ignore it sometimes

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[doctorkishitani]

I really don't think you're a bad person.
And you definitely shouldn't have to sit in the corner with your mouth tied shut.

What gave you that idea?

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[moveslikejaeger]

everything
also with that hi inkwizitor guy around i could probably be in trouble for sitting in a corner with my mouth tied shut
and i do not want to be in more trouble
what if he thinks this means mamma is a bad person because she raised me?
then she gets in trouble too and i dont want that

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[doctorkishitani]

Maxim, I think I can safely say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. And if your mother raised you, I don't think she could be a bad person either.

Unless there's something wrong with me as well. The high inquisitor did deduct house points because of something I said. And gave me detention. But then Professor Leijon awarded house points, so I'm not sure of what to think.

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[moveslikejaeger]

shinra you are very sweet but you are also very naive so while i appreciate your faith it is very misinformed

just dont talk to the inkwizitor guy if you can help it

[dou8letrou8le]

Don't 8e stupid.

[moveslikejaeger]

but i am stupid

[dou8letrou8le]

You are 8eing even more stupid then.

[moveslikejaeger]

i dont want to get in trouble i dont want to go to azkabam

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[di_intraining]

Maxim you idiot. You didn't filter your post properly!

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[moveslikejaeger]

i tried im sorry i didnt know what to do

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[di_intraining]

Look, just calm down. You haven't done anything yet so he can't just haul you up and throw you into the dungeons. The apology's nice, but what's more important is that you don't cross him. He's thrown 5 people into detention. I don't even know if that's the last we'll ever see of Dave Strider.

So just, stay out of trouble.

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[moveslikejaeger]

but what if he finds out about what i did before now greg
jar of hearts
do you know how many people could tell him about things that i have done
i think one of them already has

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[marshall_lee]

dude, don't worry about the past. What's done is done. Just focus on the present.
This entire thing has everyone on edge..especially all of the non-humans. We have to be extra careful.

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[moveslikejaeger]

hed get you all expelled if he had his way :C
i dont want my puppy to get thrown out hes so smart
or you or marcie either

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[marshall_lee]

Oh, I'm sure if he had his way we'd be more than expelled. More like exterminated.

Personally I'm coming up with an escape plan for me and Marcie in case shit actually does hit the fan. You might want to advise Bruce and any of the other weres to do the same.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

It's good that you're trying not to be bad.

[moveslikejaeger]

[oh. oh. Panic. What does he do? What does he say? Help! GREG VAN OGGIE SOMEONE Ahhhhhhhhh]

im still bad tho you still should probably be careful and not talk to me

[hairflyingheartpounding]

I'll control my raging hormones. You're not as much of a prize as I thought.

[Inkblots.]

Sorry. That was mean.

[mo_cara]

I cOuLd HeLp YoU mAkE bAsKeTs, BrO!
i AiN't ThInKiNg YoU'rE a BaD pErSoN, tHoUgH.
aT lEaSt NoT nO mOrE tHaN tHe WaY lOtS oF pEoPlE aRe, WhIcH iS jUsT a LiTtLe BiT, sOmEtImEs.

[moveslikejaeger]

thank you gamzeee
do you have any of your potions left?
you and have to drink them ALL before inkwizitor sno finds them

[mo_cara]

wHo'S tHaT?
i DuNnO iF iT wOuLd Be GoOd If I dRaNk AlL oF tHeM aT oNcE.