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in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

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hed get you all expelled if he had his way :C
i dont want my puppy to get thrown out hes so smart
or you or marcie either

Oh, I'm sure if he had his way we'd be more than expelled. More like exterminated.

Personally I'm coming up with an escape plan for me and Marcie in case shit actually does hit the fan. You might want to advise Bruce and any of the other weres to do the same.

see i can handle detention and points thats nothing new no matter how creative he gets
but if he actually touches any of you that is a completely different story
ill kill him

Yeah, I could give two shits less about detention and points.

See, I could really care less about myself really but if he tries to hurt Marcie or any of the others..well, it won't be pretty.

...and thanks for caring dude. It..means a lot.

unless hes hanging us upside down from our toes there is literally nothing he can do to me i havent already gotten from mamma
actually she has hung me upside down by my toes before but its that level of creativity that teachers need to starting aspiring too!
lines are boring this garden plowing thing ive been hearing about is easy
i dont learn anything from that! its like their not even trying

but yeah of course i care marshall your a bro
i mean your not even half as vicious as my great great great great great aunt grizzelda watching her feed is like watching a fountain of blood and thats from a blood pack
so you know
they really blow this whole monster thing out of proportion

Good Merlin, don't give them any ideas. Personally I'd rather they didn't get creative. At least the gardening shit is beneficial to the school.

Thanks dude.
Well, I'm not going to say I'm totally innocent in that aspect but I really dislike feeding from people. In the past I'd always try and at least feed from vicious criminals.
There are ways to make it pleasurable for the human too but that's manipulation and I won't do that either. I don't want someone to be into me because I compelled them to be.

hahaha im pretty sure any ideas i give them theyll say are too medival and shouldnt be used on children so i wouodnt worry

hey you know you eat what you have to eat is kind of the law the of nature you know
something has to die so something else can survive
i will never judge you for your meal choices though i will looking funny at those vegetarian vegan types
well if you want a sip from me your welcome to it i imagine those blood potions dont quite do it do they?
we jaegers recover quickly so dont worry about that none
all i ask is that you leave enough so i dont die

[Watch Marshall be not quite sure how to respond.]

I suppose that's true in the literal sense but I doubt many people will go for that theory.
Well, the potions work fine for me. I'm older so I can hold out a lot longer. I don't know how or why but I've never really given in much to vampire nature. I think my music helps keep me grounded or something.

I appreciate the offer and all but I could never drink from someone I actually consider a friend. I have my ways of getting what I need so I'l be okay.
Thanks though..it's generous of you.

no they never do

hee marcie said the same thing when i offered to her too
you guys are such sweethearts its cute
i always looked at it like i can make more so its not really even a big deal to me
i give to my aunties all the time when im home
well not all the time they have regulations in place about that stuff
and also they draw it from needles
so i guess that is a bit different when i think about it

Yeah, it's a lot different. I mean, it's cool that you're okay with it and all but I wouldn't feel right.

Hehe, I'm probably the lamest vampire ever.

i can dig it whatever makes you happy is cool with me

nah your pretty awesome i think

Thanks man. I appreciate it.

And you're pretty awesome too. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

i never do sweety ;]

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