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[moveslikejaeger]

[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

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[marshall_lee]

[Watch Marshall be not quite sure how to respond.]

I suppose that's true in the literal sense but I doubt many people will go for that theory.
Well, the potions work fine for me. I'm older so I can hold out a lot longer. I don't know how or why but I've never really given in much to vampire nature. I think my music helps keep me grounded or something.

I appreciate the offer and all but I could never drink from someone I actually consider a friend. I have my ways of getting what I need so I'l be okay.
Thanks though..it's generous of you.

[moveslikejaeger]

no they never do

hee marcie said the same thing when i offered to her too
you guys are such sweethearts its cute
i always looked at it like i can make more so its not really even a big deal to me
i give to my aunties all the time when im home
well not all the time they have regulations in place about that stuff
and also they draw it from needles
so i guess that is a bit different when i think about it

[marshall_lee]

Yeah, it's a lot different. I mean, it's cool that you're okay with it and all but I wouldn't feel right.

Hehe, I'm probably the lamest vampire ever.

[moveslikejaeger]

i can dig it whatever makes you happy is cool with me

nah your pretty awesome i think

[marshall_lee]

Thanks man. I appreciate it.

And you're pretty awesome too. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

[moveslikejaeger]

i never do sweety ;]