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[moveslikejaeger]

[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

Comments

[preanimator]

Actually, it's not difficult at all to enchant a collar to shock someone on command.

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[doctorkishitani]

I really don't think you're a bad person.
And you definitely shouldn't have to sit in the corner with your mouth tied shut.

What gave you that idea?

[dou8letrou8le]

Don't 8e stupid.

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[di_intraining]

Maxim you idiot. You didn't filter your post properly!

filtered to Maxim only

[marshall_lee]

dude, don't worry about the past. What's done is done. Just focus on the present.
This entire thing has everyone on edge..especially all of the non-humans. We have to be extra careful.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

It's good that you're trying not to be bad.

[mo_cara]

I cOuLd HeLp YoU mAkE bAsKeTs, BrO!
i AiN't ThInKiNg YoU'rE a BaD pErSoN, tHoUgH.
aT lEaSt NoT nO mOrE tHaN tHe WaY lOtS oF pEoPlE aRe, WhIcH iS jUsT a LiTtLe BiT, sOmEtImEs.