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[moveslikejaeger]

[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

Comments

[dou8letrou8le]

Don't 8e stupid.

[moveslikejaeger]

but i am stupid

[dou8letrou8le]

You are 8eing even more stupid then.

[moveslikejaeger]

i dont want to get in trouble i dont want to go to azkabam

[dou8letrou8le]

That won't happen.

[moveslikejaeger]

but what if it does?