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in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

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Actually, it's not difficult at all to enchant a collar to shock someone on command.

oh really? could you do that then?

You're saying you WANT a shock collar?

[pause] Oh, wait, this is some sort of prank, isn't it?

well not really as that would be very uncomfortable but i think it would be best because i am not terribly good at recognizing when i should stop and pain is usually a fairly good indicator that i should stop

even if i ignore it sometimes

I really don't think you're a bad person.
And you definitely shouldn't have to sit in the corner with your mouth tied shut.

What gave you that idea?

everything
also with that hi inkwizitor guy around i could probably be in trouble for sitting in a corner with my mouth tied shut
and i do not want to be in more trouble
what if he thinks this means mamma is a bad person because she raised me?
then she gets in trouble too and i dont want that

Maxim, I think I can safely say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. And if your mother raised you, I don't think she could be a bad person either.

Unless there's something wrong with me as well. The high inquisitor did deduct house points because of something I said. And gave me detention. But then Professor Leijon awarded house points, so I'm not sure of what to think.

Don't 8e stupid.

but i am stupid

shinra you are very sweet but you are also very naive so while i appreciate your faith it is very misinformed

just dont talk to the inkwizitor guy if you can help it

I don't think I'm naiive.
I just don't see how you're in any way a bad person.

[pause]

Everyone has been telling me not to talk to the Inquisitor, but I don't think he really understands what happened to us at camp and I do think someone should explain it to him.

that is why you are naive shinra

i think he understands perfectly what happened at camp to be honest
but sometimes people do not tell the truth for their own benefit
a lot of people are going to be scared now and that gives him power over us
even i am afraid

Maxim you idiot. You didn't filter your post properly!

i tried im sorry i didnt know what to do

Look, just calm down. You haven't done anything yet so he can't just haul you up and throw you into the dungeons. The apology's nice, but what's more important is that you don't cross him. He's thrown 5 people into detention. I don't even know if that's the last we'll ever see of Dave Strider.

So just, stay out of trouble.

Edited 2012-09-19 08:49 (UTC)

You are 8eing even more stupid then.

i dont want to get in trouble i dont want to go to azkabam

but what if he finds out about what i did before now greg
jar of hearts
do you know how many people could tell him about things that i have done
i think one of them already has

If anything, you've already been in detention for that wanking business during summer. I'm guessing you've also been in detention for some other nonsense that I don't bother to keep up to date with. And the High Inquisitor is not going to care about the love lives of students. He's just here because there's been a lot of rule-breaking, according to him.

You've already been punished for what you did. He can't exactly punish you again. I think he'll just be waiting for you to slip up, and then he'll dish out double on you.

That won't happen.

yes he can
it might not seem fair but he can
he has power
power means you can do whatever you want without being questioned
that is a lot of professor wulfenbachs philosophy you know

but what if it does?

He can and he will, but he's got some principles and he won't simply just give you detention for no reason. He'll either have to come up with some cock and bull story, or like I said, just wait for you to do something wrong.

Really Maxim, all you need to do is do your homework, listen during class and speak when spoken to.

that is a lot harder than it sounds greg
and i do understand
believe me i understand perfectly

Look, if you need help with homework or anything

I don't mind. Really. We could do it together.

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