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sortinghat_rp2012-09-19 02:13 am
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in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts
in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts
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And you definitely shouldn't have to sit in the corner with your mouth tied shut.
What gave you that idea?
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also with that hi inkwizitor guy around i could probably be in trouble for sitting in a corner with my mouth tied shut
and i do not want to be in more trouble
what if he thinks this means mamma is a bad person because she raised me?
then she gets in trouble too and i dont want that
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Unless there's something wrong with me as well. The high inquisitor did deduct house points because of something I said. And gave me detention. But then Professor Leijon awarded house points, so I'm not sure of what to think.
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just dont talk to the inkwizitor guy if you can help it
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I just don't see how you're in any way a bad person.
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Everyone has been telling me not to talk to the Inquisitor, but I don't think he really understands what happened to us at camp and I do think someone should explain it to him.
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i think he understands perfectly what happened at camp to be honest
but sometimes people do not tell the truth for their own benefit
a lot of people are going to be scared now and that gives him power over us
even i am afraid
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Because I do know that a lot of people can be very bad, but you really aren't one of them. In fact, you're remarkably helpful.
How would he benefit from hiding what happened at camp? If anything, you would think he'd want to better understand what happened since it does have the potential to endanger the ministry. I was talking to Pyrope about it and she said that whatever was cast on us may have just been a dry run.
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some people behave good to hide the bad for different reasons
well you guys just got off that wizarding war with that moldytorte guy right? so if there was dark magic fussing with the kids it could cause mass hysteria so its better to pretend nothing happened and deal with it in secret than to have things spread out of control
its politics and crowd control
vans family does a lot of this when we jaegers get out of hand back home
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You really are trying to be good, so you can't really be bad.
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That is a very good point.
But there's no sense in telling us nothing happened if we were all there. They must know that we know better.
I know I must have been hexed.
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you really should just take professor wulfenbachs politics class hes really good at explaining this stuff much better than me
but its like
when you and a bunch of friends do something bad like break a window while playing quidditch in the backyard
you all agree that it wasnt your fault and find something to blame it on
and then you tell everyone this story even people who know otherwise
because consistency helps make a lie seem more like the truth
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I don't think it's like that at all. That would be like when I told Professor Donoghue and Professor Matteris that Gamzee had narcolepsy to keep them from taking house points from him. Because Gamzee always knew he didn't actually have narcolepsy, so it wasn't hurting him at all. Telling us that nothing happened while we were at camp would be like if I'd told Gamzee he did have narcolepsy. I'm not sure this analogy makes any sense.
In any case, I am taking Professor Wulfenbach's class, so that might help to make sense of this.