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Maxim ([personal profile] moveslikejaeger) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-09-19 02:13 am
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[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Look, just calm down. You haven't done anything yet so he can't just haul you up and throw you into the dungeons. The apology's nice, but what's more important is that you don't cross him. He's thrown 5 people into detention. I don't even know if that's the last we'll ever see of Dave Strider.

So just, stay out of trouble.
Edited 2012-09-19 08:49 (UTC)
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
If anything, you've already been in detention for that wanking business during summer. I'm guessing you've also been in detention for some other nonsense that I don't bother to keep up to date with. And the High Inquisitor is not going to care about the love lives of students. He's just here because there's been a lot of rule-breaking, according to him.

You've already been punished for what you did. He can't exactly punish you again. I think he'll just be waiting for you to slip up, and then he'll dish out double on you.
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
He can and he will, but he's got some principles and he won't simply just give you detention for no reason. He'll either have to come up with some cock and bull story, or like I said, just wait for you to do something wrong.

Really Maxim, all you need to do is do your homework, listen during class and speak when spoken to.
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Look, if you need help with homework or anything


I don't mind. Really. We could do it together.
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. We haven't really talked ever since.
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly think she doesn't want to talk to me.
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
She



She thinks I'm trying to control her.
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't think you were trying to get into her knickers. I know you. You wouldn't do that to her.

[Ink blots.]

Damn it, Maxim I'm sorry I blew up at you. I was out of line that night.
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
I can't stay mad at you for long, you twit. You don't need forgiving; that's me.

We still friends?
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks Maxim. You wanna go do some homework at the library together?
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[personal profile] di_intraining 2012-09-19 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
The Patronus Charm huh? I'm halfway through mine. I've never conjured a Patronus before though.