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in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

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Look, just calm down. You haven't done anything yet so he can't just haul you up and throw you into the dungeons. The apology's nice, but what's more important is that you don't cross him. He's thrown 5 people into detention. I don't even know if that's the last we'll ever see of Dave Strider.

So just, stay out of trouble.

Edited 2012-09-19 08:49 (UTC)

but what if he finds out about what i did before now greg
jar of hearts
do you know how many people could tell him about things that i have done
i think one of them already has

If anything, you've already been in detention for that wanking business during summer. I'm guessing you've also been in detention for some other nonsense that I don't bother to keep up to date with. And the High Inquisitor is not going to care about the love lives of students. He's just here because there's been a lot of rule-breaking, according to him.

You've already been punished for what you did. He can't exactly punish you again. I think he'll just be waiting for you to slip up, and then he'll dish out double on you.

yes he can
it might not seem fair but he can
he has power
power means you can do whatever you want without being questioned
that is a lot of professor wulfenbachs philosophy you know

He can and he will, but he's got some principles and he won't simply just give you detention for no reason. He'll either have to come up with some cock and bull story, or like I said, just wait for you to do something wrong.

Really Maxim, all you need to do is do your homework, listen during class and speak when spoken to.

that is a lot harder than it sounds greg
and i do understand
believe me i understand perfectly

Look, if you need help with homework or anything

I don't mind. Really. We could do it together.

how is rapunzel?

I dunno. We haven't really talked ~~ever since~~.

oh
i havent talked to her either
i just thought maybe because you were in her house you might
know something

I honestly think she doesn't want to talk to me.

she still tried talking to me at first im sure she will still talk to you

She

She thinks I'm trying to control her.

ah

that is a bit different then isnt it? i know you were just looking out for her but you really were being very stupid in what you said i can really see how she would think that the thing is there is no easy way to prove that you werent

it is about as hard as trying to prove that i wasnt trying to get into her knickers

I didn't think you were trying to get into her knickers. I know you. You wouldn't do that to her.

[Ink blots.]

Damn it, Maxim I'm sorry I blew up at you. I was out of line that night.

its okay
im glad that you understand and that its not you have to prove anything to
we were both out of line but its okay
the moment i punched you i forgave you for everything
have you finally come around to do the same for me?

I can't stay mad at you for long, you twit. You don't need forgiving; that's me.

We still friends?

thta is the beginnings of a fine jaeger greg we never hold grudges

of course silly i never thought for a second we were anything else

Thanks Maxim. You wanna go do some homework at the library together?

sure i wouldnt mind being able to present professor coulson with something for once

The Patronus Charm huh? I'm halfway through mine. I've never conjured a Patronus before though.

i have been praciticizing it! i think it would be different if i had a real dementor or even maybe just a boggart one to practice with but it is going okay
its a bear!

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