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[moveslikejaeger]

[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

Comments

[mo_cara]

wHo'S tHaT?
i DuNnO iF iT wOuLd Be GoOd If I dRaNk AlL oF tHeM aT oNcE.

[moveslikejaeger]

well we as many as we can then?
we need to get rid of them all before the inkwizitor finds them anyway
you know how adults are about those things
and hes worse than any other hes been taking house points and detention to people just for disagreeing with him
he finds out about your potions itll be bad news bears

[mo_cara]

iT aIn'T lIkE nO oNe EvEr GoEs ThRoUgH mY rOoM.
hOw WoUlD hE eVeN kNoW?

[moveslikejaeger]

because he probably will be going through the dorms
hes already talking about sitting in on classes

[mo_cara]

wHo Is ThIs DuDe?
WoUlDn'T tHaT bE kInD oF bOrInG?

[moveslikejaeger]

hes from the ministry

[mo_cara]

HuH?
hOw CoMe He Be HeRe, ThEn?

[moveslikejaeger]

to make sure no dark magic is happening at the school and that everyone is behaving like good little citizens

[mo_cara]

Oh, MoThErFuCk, I bE iN tRoUbLe.
ArE tHeY gOiNg To ThRoW bAd KiDs In JaIl???

[moveslikejaeger]

no just more detention

[mo_cara]

oH, tHaT wOuLd Be SuCkInG mOtHeRfUcKiN dOnKeY dIcK.
hE aIn'T sAiD nOtHiNg To Me YeT, tHoUgH.