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[There is a filter on this, but it's really, really confused and jumbled and probably doesn't work for beans. Maxim thinks he should probably be subtle about this, but he doesn't know who to include or not include or what being subtle actually entails. Furthermore, the wonky filtering might mean that some parts of this post are visible, but some are not! What that means is entirely up to you]

in light of recent events i would like to submit a formal apology to every one i have ever offended
i would also include a gift baskit and a hug but as half my offenses include touching and that im not sure i can afford a basket for everyone in the school i dont think that is going to work
so the best i can do is aknowledge that yes i am a bad person and say that i am sorry
and that i promise to do everything in my power to not be a bad person
even if this means sitting on my hands in a corner of the classroom with my mouth tied shut
and even then i am not sure if that will be enough
maybe i should include chains
and manacles
or a shock collar
oh wait no those dont work at hogwrts

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It's good that you're trying not to be bad.

[oh. oh. Panic. What does he do? What does he say? Help! GREG VAN OGGIE SOMEONE Ahhhhhhhhh]

im still bad tho you still should probably be careful and not talk to me

I'll control my raging hormones. You're not as much of a prize as I thought.

[Inkblots.]

Sorry. That was mean.

i am so a prize! >:C i am a really great prize like one of those giant puppy dogs you win at carnivals

but then you get me home and its like well what do i do with this thing its ridiculous and silly and then an eye falls off after a day or too because there not made all that great after all

except instead of falling a part i say stupid things because i dont want to hurt you more than i have to

Yeah, I think that's kind of what I meant, but...

Anyway, you don't have to protect me. Remember what you told me about, you know, you need the pain in life so you can recognize the good things? It's that kind of thing.

I'm doing a lot better now. I don't really think of you in that way anymore. You kind of shook me.

i meant to
i wasnt even trying
you wouldnt like me when i am trying
but also
i didn
i dont want you to like me because of a lie
and even if its lying by omission i do not like it
my feelings for you are unchanged i still want to be your knight
but a knight is not a prince
a prince is nice and sweet and smart
he is always clean and presentable and he plays by the rules
a knight can be so cruel to anyone who is not his princess
but for her he will do his best to make sure his armor gleams

I think I understand it a bit better now. Not completely, I'll admit. You can be confusing, even without all the romantic feelings.

It's sweet of you to offer to be my knight, it really is, but you know what? I think I could use a silly, purple-haired friend even more than a knight in armor.

its funny cuz i make perfect sense to myself
even the romantic feelings

i like being a knight
i get hit people with swords
but i guess i could do that for you

I think that's a good think, Maxim. Not understanding yourself can be weird.

Well, you can be knight when I need someone to hit things with swords, okay? And thanks.

then i really would be in trouble because then no one would understand me and wed all just be sitting here saying things that dont make sense

okay that will be just wonderful
this is good i have made up with you and greg
now i just have figure out where things stand with van
and then probably tell him about bruce

Yeah, I guess you're right.

It will. And good luck with Van.

Wait, what happened with Bruce?

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