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[instantdrama]

Alright, ew.

There's a lizard stuck in the hollow of my guitar. And I can't get it out. I don't even know how he got in there in the first place! It doesn't look like it would even be able to fit inbetween the strings to get in there.

And then there's the fact I have to wash everything I own now, because I'm not all that comfortable wearing things that lizards have crawled all over. So can someone hurry up and deal with this, please?

I'd definitely appreciate it.

Comments

[instantdrama]

When they invade my stuff? Not so much.

[fullnamebasis]

Not like they know any better.

[instantdrama]

I know they don't, which is why I haven't killed any of them. But it doesn't make it any less frustrating that one's in my guitar, of all things.

[fullnamebasis]

Who knows? Maybe it'll be useful and you'll discover a whole new type of music.

[instantdrama]

That's-

not a bad idea, actually? I mean, it's weird. But you could potentially be onto something.

[fullnamebasis]

Or maybe we could teach it to play guitar.

[instantdrama]

That's pushing it.

[fullnamebasis]

It sounded like a good idea.

[instantdrama]

I'm sure it did.

[fullnamebasis]

If they can teach elephants to paint, why can't a lizard play guitar?

[instantdrama]

I may or may not be ashamed at not knowing what you're referencing, depending on what it is.

[fullnamebasis]

Elephants can paint now. Haven't you seen?

[instantdrama]

No? Have you been on the weird world section of cracked.com over the holidays or something? Because I don't think that's exactly been headline news.

[fullnamebasis]

No. I thought it was cool.

[instantdrama]

Okaaay.