[Private to Eridan Ampora]

[wwistful]

stop igno
Please talk t

Do you have a moment?

Please?

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[wwhatevver]

thats before i had a god damned reality check

oh yeah no one has any sayin in wwhat wwe do right
but uh im not evven goin to say anythin about that part because i havve nothin more to add to it that you havvent put so gracefully

says the one wwhos been holdin out the platter for me this entire time
its not like im not tryin to do anythin for myself
just my great track record right nowws been a clean zero right noww
it all either gets blowwn the fuck up in my face in some wway or i get shot dowwn or somethin happens or i do somethin stupid like get drunk off my ass and confess my feelins for a girl that ivve knowwn forevver and i wwasnt evven SUPPOSE to do that AT ALL AND I KNEWW IT WWAS WWRONG BUT I STILL DID IT BECAUSE I COULDNT CONTROL MYSELF
BUT WWAIT
this isnt about me
nothin is evver about me wwhat am i sayin

[Pause.]

i bet your life wwould be a lot fuckin better if i wwasnt in it

[wwistful]

No,actually. It was before you began to assume that everything I do is of incredible inconvenience or some poorly planned attempt at revenge toward you.

Thank you for confirming that. I would hate to imagine that I gave up my entire life to be near you only to discover I'm a useless waste of space.

Stop pretending as if I'm stifling your independence and then turning around and implying that I'm never there for you! I can't win, can I? No matter how hard I try I'm always going to end up being your scape goat. I'm sick of it. I don't even know how I'm meant to speak to you now that I know I'm nothing but a burden and a fool to you.

You want me to help you? You want me to give you advice? Well here, my advice is to help yourself because nothing I say is ever going to be of any assistance to you.


What does it matter, Eridan? The present is what it is and no amount of self loathing reflection is ever going to chance the current circumstances.

[wwhatevver]

oh right thats exactly it thank you for placin the right wwords there for me

wwas i directly blamin you for that
no i wwasnt
that wwas my OWWN damn fault that i did anythin but its not like it doesnt just wweigh the hell ovver my head after i realize wwhat ivve done

i am
i dont need your help anymore
you nevver wwere much help to me in the first place

youre right
so heres a change for you to handle if you fuckin can
im not your son anymore
and honestly i dont care if you get married to her or not
i dont wwant to be a part of your family

[wwistful]

Oh that's rich. Good luck supporting yourself then, Eridan. I hope you have somewhere to stay over the holidays, I don't take house guests.

[wwhatevver]

you forget howw many people im friends wwith
ivve got plenty of places to stay

[wwistful]

Yes, I've often heard of families willing to adopt their children's friends. I wonder how long it will take for you to disown them and disrespect them as you have with me.

[wwhatevver]

exactly
lets not forget my sisters im sure professor peixes wwould lovve to havve me there wwith them
oh haha thats real fuckin hilarious professor donoghue

[wwistful]

As you wish.
Good night, Eridan.

[wwhatevver]

hm
goodnight professor